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@DoOneThingForMe @ThreatNotation i love using wolfram alpha for things it was not meant to do
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@mi2xebi
she/her, bunny discord: mi2ebi 🦋: mi2ebi.🦋.app ⚠️ 19, may occasionally be nsfw
earth probably Katılım Şubat 2022
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hey i just bought a record should i put it on the turntable or just smash it in half
Spotify@Spotify
Your favorite artist just dropped a new album 🎧 Do you hit shuffle or start at track one?
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they should make a button that teleports your favorite person directly to you.
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telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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know the difference
*mwa* - quick boring kiss
*mwwwaahh* - a dominant, long, passionate kiss where you slide your tongue against your partner’s, cupping their cheek to make it even more intimate, as you proceed to make out and leave a small trail of saliva dripping between you
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• hot pockets might be good at *supplementing* meals
• but you should try cooking real food first
• don't only serve hot pockets on important occasions (dates, holidays)
• don't eat hot pockets instead of learning to cook
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500
“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”
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“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months
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