jade

55 glorious minutes of shane/ilya and a glimpse of robron, happy friyay to me

physically bumped into ned porteous down an aisle in a shop on my lunch break, full head of hair and looking divine i may add

is this a sick joke

just trying to chill out watching a bit of slow horses and who pops up in episode 4? KEV FUCKING TOWNSEND

@sugdun lmao that’s me but with the whole vow renewal i didn’t watch it a second ☠️

@miIkobich there was no hug between rob and kev what do u mean

and when i say kev and robert’s hug was better than robron’s, what then 🙃

pls dryan really need to work on their intimacy in some scenes it’s falling a little flat for me ngl

robron are so messy i’m unsure whether we’re currently in their affair 2.5 era or affair 3.0 I can’t figure it out

YESSSS FINALLY A REASON TO LIVE RN

@staceyslaters me neither! and i fear we robron fans are gonna be in for it the worst ngl (ballum is bad but at least ben was actually off screen when that shit storm started)

@miIkobich RIGHT jade i’m so depressed call me a clown but i just wasn’t expecting this so early on 🙃

the way most soap ships are suffering rn with abysmal third parties 🙃

danny and ryan just basically said “we’ve got 5 kids to feed between us so you get what you’re given and you’re gonna enjoy it” yes sirs 🫡

emmerdale giving robron a sad and depressing half arsed reunion in the midst of all this pain so when it blows up in their face, the real one at christmas will feel twice as sweet??

just remember, this fake ass robron reunion had to feel sad and flat for the real one at christmas to really bang

we’re gonna have to accept the fact that rob is gonna lie/hurt aaron at some point in this plot with kev, but it’s not like robert is gonna come out unscathed either. he’s a victim of some awful circumstances and i don’t think the money is really what’s important to him here

say it louder for the freaks in the back who don’t get that rob had a choice of being beaten down and risk death or allow himself to become a top bosses plaything and live and he chose to live

BUT what if kev was the one to set guys on rob to make him scared enough to accept protection/marriage of convenience so kev had someone at his beck and call to keep his bed warm?

so ready to return to the old school robron reward system of one nice ep where things are looking positive, only to be throughly fucked over in the next four

everyone saying they were wrong about robert and he’s practically an angel compared to john just to have his prison gangster husband he’s never told anyone about turn up next week? ur not subtle emmerdale!

ohhhh i want this to end well but i know it won’t…kev is coming ☠️