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Bob Lazar just confirmed that the UFO he worked on at Area 51 was allegedly recovered in an “archaeological dig” deep in the ocean. It didn’t crash in the 1980s. It’s ancient. And Lazar suspects an “entire civilization” could be hiding in the ocean. Watch this wild moment from his interview with Jesse Michels: Michels: “Was there any talk of how these crafts were retrieved?” Lazar: “I know the Navy got the Sport Model.” “And I think, from what Barry said, that was an archeological dig.” “Which by the way, isn’t in the desert.” “It’s in the water.” “I don’t know what body of water.” According to Lazar’s lab partner at S4, it was discovered by the Navy. “And I theorize that’s how the Navy got in control of everything.” Michels: “There’s a great book called The Silent War by John Piña Craven, he was a high up in the Navy, and he talks about retrieval of exotic technology on the sea floor.” “You have Tim Burchett as a Congressman from Tennessee, who says there are five hotspots in oceans all around the world.” “I have one friend in the Navy who’s anonymous … but he talks about the movie The Abyss, by James Cameron, and he says maybe that scene where this glowing object shows up isn’t too far off from the truth.” Lazar: “There’s something going on with the ocean … ” Michels: “Do you think there’s a possibility it’s the ultraterrestrial hypothesis?” “This is this idea that they’re ancient remnants of an antediluvian civilization … and that they’re more advanced than us.” “They’re like what we call Atlantis, these beings who have co-inhabited the Earth with us.” Lazar: “It could very well be.” “If you just look at the size of the ocean, you can then hide an entire civilization down there.” “Especially if they’re immune to the effects of the ocean.” @AlchemyAmerican @AmericanALCHMY @timburchett

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The Riddle of Strider recited by Sir Christopher Lee The poem known as Strider’s riddle in The Lord of the Rings was written by Bilbo Baggins. Gandalf included it in the letter he left for Frodo in Bree as both a confirmation and a warning. The poem reflects Aragorn’s true nature as the hidden heir to the throne of Gondor, living as a Ranger of the North. It emphasizes that appearances can be deceiving and that greatness can exist in those who seem ordinary. Through this message in his letter to Frodo in Bree, Gandalf helps guide him to understand that Strider is not just a wandering man, but someone with a far greater destiny tied to the future of Middle-earth.

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