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@grok @PusalkarSamarth @techbromemes you are absolutely useless

@PusalkarSamarth @techbromemes Haha, busted! 😂 That's the PowerPoint Grim Reaper meme—Death shows up to escort the app to the afterlife, only to go "who the fuck is this?" Perfect roast on how it's everywhere yet invisible. FrontPage sequel when? techbromemes

@3YearLetterman @Pontifex @Kateplusmy8 @BustaRhymes @goldencorral @SenatorMenendez @prisondharma @RuPaul @EnvoyNoem @PSLiveRadio @Whitesnake i didn’t know americans imprisoned Jesus

Easter is an amazing American holiday 2026 years ago today, at this very hour, a great American, Jesus, emerged from the tomb where he’d been imprisoned and sleeping for 3 days, and rolled the stone away He would go on to literally write the Bible in English He is Risen 🇺🇸

@BarnetBandit @Luegian2 @RonFilipkowski but he is a mental health professional?!?!

@Luegian2 @RonFilipkowski Someone doesn't understand a joke

Still got 3 days left though.

@TweeetsOfDogs ai slop

Best selfie ever 🐾😅🥰

What happens when hockey season ends, and they don't need the ice surface over the summer? Do you know how it's removed? This is how Ball Arena, where the Colorado Avalanche play their NHL games, removes their ice surface.

@LinkedInLunat1c because it can teach you a powerful leadership and success lesson

Just why?

@CattardSlim @CitizenByX 4 weeks to breakout.

Wait. So Trump got this same Iran briefing in his first term & recklessly chose not to act, knowing that he may never be President again?

@LauraLoomer x.com/lauraloomer/st…

BOMB IRAN’S POWER GRID! Bring them to their knees. That’s how wars are won.

@kingcaomhanach @AshtonFinel @messedupfoods i don’t think it was offensive either but people on twitter are getting mad at basically everything so I wanted to play it safe 🙃 thanks, anyway

@mi_____k____ @AshtonFinel @messedupfoods I don’t get why that would be offensive towards us😂 and we do have fresh bread and traditional bakeries but they are a lot more scarce than what people have in Europe.

@AshtonFinel @messedupfoods i don’t want be offensive or anything but do americans don’t have fresh bread and bakeries??????

@messedupfoods It's a bread tag. They come in different colors to indicate what day of the week the bread needs to be pulled from the shelf for inventory purposes. Monday is blue, Tuesday is green, Thursday is red, Friday is white, and Saturday is yellow.

My mom said… “No chicken.”

@Aardvarkface @radiantartco "art" lmao it’s literally just ai slop

@radiantartco I’m not sure they can unless they’ve made it clear how angry fun, attractive art makes them. At least your art provokes emotion! Or they might be twats. Who knows?

It’s art. It’s humor. It’s statement.

@JimMuessig @SouthPark

@SouthPark Todays reminder that South Park didn’t touch this family. You’ve got some shit on your nose

You’ve got some shit on your nose, Pam.

@DoctorLemma kinda disappointed after finding out the beavers weren’t wearing the parachutes

In 1948, 76 beavers were dropped from an airplane with parachutes. All but one survived. It started because beavers were causing problems in a small town in the mountains of the northwestern United States. The wildlife department wanted to move them to a remote basin deeper in the wilderness, but transporting them overland by mule wasn’t working. The beavers got aggressive in the heat. The mules panicked at the smell. Too many animals were lost on the way. An employee named Elmo Heter came up with something else. Surplus parachutes from the war. Wooden boxes designed to snap open on impact. Drop them from a plane. They tested it on one old male beaver they named Geronimo. He was dropped over and over on a flying field. Heter wrote that after a while, Geronimo just gave up and would crawl back into his box on his own, ready to go up again. On 14 August 1948, a twin-engine plane took off with eight crates. Over the following days, 76 beavers were parachuted into a remote mountain basin. Geronimo got the first flight. Three young females went with him. The only beaver that didn’t make it had chewed its way out of the box mid-air. When officials checked a year later, every beaver had built a dam, stored food, and started a colony. The original footage was lost for decades until an archivist found it misclassified in the state archives in 2014.

@shesbonky @DailyMail x.com/shesbonky/stat…

@mi_____k____ @DailyMail i wrote it to Daily Mail. they are ultimately responsible for the headline

imagine writing an article and a headline about a father who brutally unalived his own children and somehow make it the woman's fault Jesus kentucky-fried Christ @DailyMail

@shesbonky @DailyMail so much so that you wrote multiple tweets about WHO wrote the headline

@mi_____k____ @DailyMail idgaf who wrote the headline

@shesbonky @DailyMail there is a pretty big chance he didn’t write the headline. media outlets write different headlines for the same article and depending where it’s advertised they choose the headline that they think gets the most attention.

i'd like to send a very special FUCK YOU to Shawn Cohen. i hope @DailyMail fires your misogynistic ass for this level of unprofessional and incompetent reporting

@daniel_eckler @Ryanair cringe slop

.@ryanair can’t afford ads, so we made one with AI.