Maria

Being an extrovert is such an expensive lifestyle

@JorjaMorgan_ @katrinmoody Oui I got katnapped x

@mia_j97 @katrinmoody ????

“No, I’m not going tonight just a couple pints”…*ends up at rave*

Are my hands stained from my chip butty with curry sauce or my fake tan?#justbritishgirlythings

Imagine having a Valentine

Tom doing a Troy Bolton has lived in my mind rent free all week #loveisland #loveislanduk

being broke and unemployed.

Magic Stars > Crack

In conclusion: I’m attracted to the wrong type of people

I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like "wow this is sooo cute.......... for me"

@Deliveroo so you won’t refund me for my missing @Starbucks eggnog latte £5.80 but you’ll happily refund people for a missing straw?#daylightrobbery.

About me: “I’m 6’5” and that’s all I needs to know darlin

Independent women DO submit to men. You just have to actually be a MAN.

Why do skinny white boys get me in such a chokehold

@___polygon @caitylowry I believe that may have been the mystery liquid of this week

Another night out…another emergency override needed on my phone due to liquid in the charging port

I was pulling so well last night I even started pulling my for my sister that lives in another city in another country

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features