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I can be your angle….or yuor devil

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

Literally

i bet this feels so fucking good if you're a cat

Got my new phone guys 😌 went into the o2 shop and it took 5 minutes LOL

like I've come out of that feeling like the most stupid person ever bcos surely you'd wonder if it's just a skill issue rather than on their end..... but seriously EVERYTHING went wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE HOURS AAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe this is my sign to leave O2 bcos why did I spend 5 whole hours speaking to their livechat to upgrade my contract to not even come out of it with an upgrade bcos every step had an issue LMAOOO surely it shouldn't be that hard !!?!?! I want to scream

@_sam_1995_ I’ve got a 12! Been sim only for the past year or two after I paid the phone off. It just about bloody works though and I’m so fed up of storage issues omfg

@miap96 You out of contract? If so what iPhone do you have?

Sorry for confirming the logistics of our plans yet again hahahaha!!! It’s just that I need to know everything, all the time, for always

i will never understand people’s obsession with using chat gpt especially for questions u can literally google an then telling everyone that u used chatgpt as if its a flex or something

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

some of you forget that life is about having #fun and being #kind

Maybe I’ll move onto the cakes…… SURELY I can’t burn cakes 🤨 FUMINGGG

I make a fuck tonne every Christmas but now I don’t even want to do another batch wow Christmas is RUINED

My stupid oven is always way hotter than it’s meant to be so I’ve just burned three whole trays of shortbread ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

It’s so cool and epic how my period pain also affects my entire left leg as well 😍😍😍

Marley and Marley’s song goes so hard too like wow the lyrics really are that deep. Haunting! It truly is the greatest film

I can tell I’m due on soon bcos I’m watching Muppets Christmas Carol videos and I can’t even laugh. Not even at Cheeses For Us Meeces. Just so upsetting how evil Scrooge is to the sweet muppets

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 9 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

What a bloody game that was! 7-1🤩🤩😭 fuckin love Harry Wilson so much mun