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A man will literally tell you 900 times he doesn’t want you but as soon as you start dating someone else they lose their damn marbles

Having someone who reciprocates your feelings and intentions >> Life’s good man.

🫠 @Dconners13

Incase anyone else needed a daily pick me up.. @Dconners13

Imagine being the person who has to wake Biden up from his nap to let him know

I need a lobotomy.

HAPPY 28TH OF JUNE TO ALL MY EMO COWGIRLS💙

a lot of men need to be told they're fucking losers

Changed the oil and spark plug on a lawn mower today so men are now useless to me. If you need me I’ll be in front of my house admiring my lawn like a middle aged dad in some grass stained new balances.

me losing respect for you is far worse than me being mad at you.

Ooof

after all the disrespect, i was still kind.

After a certain age, being a bad partner is just embarrassing. Sooo you didn’t do any work on yourself? No introspection, no healing, no growth… just basking in your toxicity huh?

sometimes you just have to bang your head against the wall and move on

Love driving around cuse and seeing patio seating open. Lfg summer hurry up

i thought this was ozempic ceelo green

him:”are u stupid?” me:

people who say “i didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.