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If you're in your 40s and you sit on the floor to play with your children getting back up is sometimes not an option.

Things you’ll never hear from a realtor I’m actually all booked up for the season sorry about that.

Why did you write “It’s complicated” as relationship status? I thought we were cool. -FB 2010

Canadian spring is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

What motivates you? The ability to afford groceries

#marchmadness going hard #

Enjoy #mtl #spring

The seller after receiving 157 page failed inspection report

I don’t want to argue every Italian who starts an argument

Spring is in 5 days, spring weather between 30-45 days

Rich in life cause STFU

Me in my late 40’s trying to get up after playing on the floor with my kids

"I don't want to argue" - every woman when she starts an argument

@miarco Your hair is Irish all year.

364 days of the year “ no I’m Italian 🇮🇹 not 🇮🇪Irish. Today “yes I’m Irish” ☘️ #stpatricksday

I send all my stupid question to ChatGPT without any judgement

Si quelqu’un cherche son Tempo… il est sur mon toit

If you're looking for your tempo, it's on my roof.

I miss when nobody liked chubby girls

What wine pairs with unaffordable gas?