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@miarco

Help me survive two toddlers in my 40’s

montreal Katılım Eylül 2009
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If you're in your 40s and you sit on the floor to play with your children getting back up is sometimes not an option.
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Things you’ll never hear from a realtor I’m actually all booked up for the season sorry about that.
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Why did you write “It’s complicated” as relationship status? I thought we were cool. -FB 2010
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Canadian spring is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
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What motivates you? The ability to afford groceries
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The seller after receiving 157 page failed inspection report
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I don’t want to argue every Italian who starts an argument
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Spring is in 5 days, spring weather between 30-45 days
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Rich in life cause STFU
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Me in my late 40’s trying to get up after playing on the floor with my kids
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"I don't want to argue" - every woman when she starts an argument
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364 days of the year “ no I’m Italian 🇮🇹 not 🇮🇪Irish. Today “yes I’m Irish” ☘️ #stpatricksday
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I send all my stupid question to ChatGPT without any judgement
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Si quelqu’un cherche son Tempo… il est sur mon toit
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If you're looking for your tempo, it's on my roof.
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I miss when nobody liked chubby girls
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What wine pairs with unaffordable gas?
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