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@si_sarvo @ParamKapur big armaan fan

@ParamKapur I'm a big fan of every interaction armaan has with anyone

Me: eating chicken Tv: plays classical music Armaan: which piece is this? Me: it’s a wing

I need to stop being her 🥲

@Ace_Kudrna take care

swarm of yellow jackets all love me

@annikaphobic tripod

@squid_emoticon which kinda phone did you get

I’m just sleepy school makes me so very sleepy

@dashiellward Borrow???

Does anyone on Reed College campus have thirty to forty olives I could borrow? Thank you — DW

Some chords can solve anything

How the days stretch so long but pass so quickly is a mystery

After all I only want to make you laugh. Franz Kafka, 1920.

Bed is definitely where I now belong, but apart from this I also definitely belong to you, thus I vacillate between the two of you. Franz Kafka, 1913.

@Ace_Kudrna @itsmarleemarie u both are guilty😔

some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

@munkibrain the point a Dios

@ask_aubry nOO embarrassed at the possibility of being thought of as helpful to around half the population who menstruates

She dodged a bullet

@prozacfriedrice what’s ur favorite

Sometimes I think my Starbucks order is too sweet then I take a peek at the other cups and it’s like holy shit

here are my top 5 sitcom-like summer events: -receiving a poem over text -cooking gene therapy 4 monkeys -michelin quality meal on a solo brand paper plate -induction of mesoamerican ball game team -taking my 92 year old to a sea cave

@Ace_Kudrna he’s in Texas????