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@TiffanyFong Old people problems

sprained my ankle doing literally nothing because i’m fucking retarded

@Michellek4040 Orders the champagne of beers

A lawyer walks into a dive bar

@BarryOnHere Get a girl who looks at you like Bill looked at Monica

Been together for 55 years. No scandals. No turmoil. Just 2 people who love each other and have always been faithful even in tough times.

@BarstoolBigCat What was his name?

Mintzy had a date at the office on a Thursday. Only in America

@JocelynBenson You literally posted a paywall article, is this why the Detroit News won't investigate you?

Hate has no place in our state. I’m appalled at this blatant hateful attack against Abbas Alawieh and the entire Arab American community. This is unacceptable and let me be clear: an attack on any community in Michigan is an attack on all of us. We must stand together for a better future for our state, and protect each other against all forms of hatred. detroitnews.com/story/news/loc…

@historyrock_ This list sucks. Remove 4,5,6,8- then put in The Who, U2, Queen and Metallica.

Top 10 bands of all time by Spin Magazine. 1. The Beatles 2. Ramones 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Bob Marley & The Wailers 5. Nirvana 6. Parliament/Funkadelic 7. The Clash 8. Public Enemy 9. The Rolling Stones 10. Beastie Boys

@FDSportsbook Duren and Cade feel like automatic turnovers every time the touch the ball.

The Pistons might have a Jalen Duren problem 😬

@MikeWorthman @uscfan981 Agree with your assessment.

@uscfan981 Wow, some of these “no’s,” are accompanied by some of the worst takes I’ve ever seen. Good lord.

True or false, Dusty is top 20 all time.

@uscfan981 That's 100% true!

@FINALLEVEL You mean the E to the V to the I-L-E?

This Friday night NYC! Do not miss this… Full concert with many Special Guests 🔥 kydlabs.com/e/EVfffb1248-7…

@NBAOfficial Do they say anything about Harden's disgusting beard?

The L2M report for the qualifying game played last night has been posted on official.nba.com.

@WeaselHandyMan @3YearLetterman Me literally draining the Great Lakes myself in order to power more of this content...

thanks to my friend @3YearLetterman for a #great getaway with brad, burt, shane and gary at pigeon forge. i brought my panelsonic camcorder and we made a dockumentary film. coach then notarized it so what you will see guaranteed to be 100% accurate. enjoy

This type of content is worth at least 300 data centers in Michigan alone.

@3YearLetterman Just in case

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@FINALLEVEL This is one of those albums that is great from beginning to end. No skips.

35yrs Wow! Were you alive?! 💥

@yellowwordle @KevinOConnor Right, you can just trip people if there is less than a second left, got it.

@MIbeertaster @KevinOConnor Don't overstate it. There was less than a second on the clock when it happened.

Two guys fighting for a loose ball. One guy falls. That should rarely ever be a foul. Keep those soft calls in the regular season. It would have been a shame if last night’s awesome game ended on it.

@NBA Are you going to fix the terrible officiating? Any comment? This series has made me realize why I stopped watching the NBA for 12 years.

Cleveland trailed 103-94 with 3 minutes remaining. Cavs closed regulation on a 9-0 run to force OT. They outscored Detroit 14-10 in OT, closing the game on a 23-10 run. Cleveland wins their first road game of the postseason and takes a 3-2 series lead in East Semis 🤯

@sophaller Wait, what do you mean 'gender' reveal?

gender reveal anybody??

@BrickCenter_ I thought I was back to liking the NBA and this series has shown me why I still hate it.

James Harden KICKS Tobias Harris and gets 3 free throws 🤔