Micah c.

That awkward moment when your walking past a parked car and you stop and look at yourself in the window, and theres still people in the car.

Regans new car

Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high. Me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon

For every bad idea you have, I'm always there to tell you...I'm in.

me: *sneezes* everyone: someone else:*sneezes* teacher: bless you everyone: bless you class hamster: bless you obama: bless you

Which ones should I get @SavageSydg #toms

@SavageSydg I'm going to wear my softball pants r u and I'm gonna wear my jersey

Cops should yell "pikachooo" when they taze someone.

\(• •) ) )z / \ I'm f**king fabulous