Michael Viljoen

@Davidgittscross he's good on FIFA, not in real life dave...

*I want to tweet "HAHAHAHAHA" but I'm scared incase it's all lies*

The documents did not arrive on time!!!!!! Presentation was ready. All agreed. But as it stands de Gea stays at MUFC!!

bring back real hip hop and rap, someone please.

Could never listen to alt-j the same, too strange

@voguee_off lost my phone in the sea, keen for a paddle tomorrow? add me on fb michael viljoen

BT sport is stupid AF

Macs new tune finna be the best thing I've heard all year.

@amywaatson not really one real stand out, but darmian, depay, blind and shaw really impressed me.

I feel so ill after seeing that😖 especially first thing to see in the AM. #JBayOpen still have chills...

got anemones got a lot anemones

Can't feel meeeh toes. It's icy. Waaaahi warm water bottle.

At the end of the day Sterling's kids might actually fill all of those empty seats at the Etihad. #MCFC

Fergie. Legend. Genius. #20Times #MUFC