Michael Green

My uncle slipped this under the dinner table after my grandma told me I will be bald in the next few years because my hair is thinning. Merry Christmas 👩‍🦲

#OpeningDay in St. Louis 😍

have to watch again and again

@YouTubeTV You guys are going to ruin my weekend

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@Oilfield_Rando I hope they lose their jobs

“OMG THE TARIFFS WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMY!!” The economy:

I won’t be flying frontier airlines ever again. What a disgrace of a system you have @FlyFrontier

Dewitt needs to sell the team

Going to work today with a smile on my face

@DrBiden Jill he was the worst president in the history of the United States

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@barstoolsports @KFCradio I would get up and leave

Bro couldn’t decide what meme to recreate so he did all of them @KFCradio twitter.com/plastiqemachee…

@Jack_256 Have fun and be safe

volume up 🔈 Take me back to the Vaught!

We miss it so much 🫶 #ComeToTheSip

Tomorrow @Cardinals

You think you got it bad? Steve Demarco is dating my sister and just came home for family Easter

First day of birds baseball today. Dewitt’s need to sell the team or we will have another decade of mediocre baseball. Go Cards

@JackTaul Birds

@michael_green5 The Illini or the birds? Better be talking about the birds

Tomorrow is Opening day. My expectations for the year: We battle for the division all year long if we stay healthy. First time that both of my 2 diehard teams will be playing on the same day (Illini and Cardinals). Pretty cool

@CelibateChris No doesn’t count. Have yourself a day

BREAKING: Derrick Henry is signing a two-year, $16M deal with the Ravens, per @AdamSchefter

@JackTaul How’s it go

Gonna play some great golf today. I’m excited!