Michael Hows

@GMB - An ego trip for the presenters - they continually interrupt guests. Why have guests if you are going to take up airtime with your uninformed opinions. Watch @BBCBreakfast to see good interviewing

@BeatlemaniaUK The End

Is there a Beatles song you would like to have played at your funeral? #Beatles #TheBeatles

"Lord Alli" - the best asset for the #Tories since #AlexDouglasHome- should be voted #ToryLeader @Keir_Starmer @GBNews

@NHSCOVID19app - I booked in to have my #Covid / #flu jab as soon as I could in October. Bloody hell I have just caught Covid now mid-September @wesstreeting is #LabourParty determined to kill off its oldies by all means possible #WinterFuelRobbery

#Starmer as #corrupt as the previous lot - we've been duped again - who is this fucking #LordAlli anyway? We seem to be governed now by 40 shades of #SueGray and big bucks Alli @BBCNews @itn @GBNEWS @SkyNews @UKLabour

#Ludwig - well well well - sure is a #puzzle! Scribble a random set of Xs on a whiteboard - have Eureka moment - the killer is ?- cryptic ! @BBCOne

It's A Mystery #Strictly- only 12 points for #Toyah - 5pts adrift from the rest of the pack - #Harsh @ShirleyBallas

@thenakedartisan I trust you now have passed your 10,000 - Congratulations - I'd pin a medal on... - but where?

Wow, I’m close to 10,000 followers?! 😮😃 This is a good time to share one of my more “creative” projects. I’m building a series dedicated to male energy and penis positivity; I call it Boys on a Box! As of now it's a passion project that's steadily growing. But I’m thinking once the grid is big enough, I'll design posters for sale or save them for a coffee table book exclusive. Left: My contribution to the collection. Right: How it’s going. See more fun stuff from this shoot and a lot more on my onlyfans! onlyfans.com/thenakedartisan

@thenakedartisan "Penis positivity" wow - I'm glad the project is "steadily growing"

@curiosityonx BOWIE

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@RishiSunak @Conservatives @kevinhollinrake LIES LIES & MORE LIES _ You ain't fooling us

Great to be back in Bedale this morning. People across Britain know it's only the @Conservatives that have a clear plan to deliver a more secure future.

@thenakedartisan @mysteryaquarius Thanks dear - drowning sounds a bit drastic as well as a waste of good beer lol, but at present I creep out at night with a torch and try and surprise them into submission 💚

@michael_hows @mysteryaquarius When the slugs aren’t eating them, I am so I let them have at it. But an effective solution for me has been beer traps. Slugs love the smell and will migrate towards them. They drown and it makes me sad so I no longer do it. Hope this helps! 😎

Happy World Naked Gardening day! This year's photo was taken in my Zen garden, the shadiest part of my yard. Hostas are my favorite and thrive in the shade. I have 17 different variants around my home with more ready to go in the ground! What's in your garden? 😃 #WorldNakedGardeningDay #WNGD

@thenakedartisan @mysteryaquarius What about the slugs - they nibble at my little shoots - what's the solution?

@mysteryaquarius Trust me, with hostas, all you need is dirt and water and you got it, lol! Thanks man. 😎

@thenakedartisan Only a few pansies - but I love your big hose

@FreelanceOwl Sex while gardening - sounds invigorating

#FridayFunDay 😘 #WritingCommunity

@RishiSunak @BenHouchen You hypocrite - you only rushed up to Tees Valley to bask in the one glimmer of Con success - Ben neither wanted to talk about you or wear a Tory rosette. You are a disaster nearly as bad as your predecessors. Call an election now

Huge congratulations to my friend @BenHouchen. Tees Valley want us to stick with the plan that's working: Jobs up. Airport saved. Steelmaking back. Darlington Economic Campus. Excited for Ben to keep delivering more jobs and opportunities for local people.

@seanbwparker Campervanners!

Brand new painting, finished today. But untitled. Any suggestions, art lovers of X?

@RishiSunak You call yourself #British - think again! Britain without the Tories will be welcoming again

The number of students bringing family members and dependants to the UK was too high. This wasn't fair. Our changes are working – student dependant numbers are now down by 80%.

@Conservatives @RishiSunak Lies Lies Lies - and we all thought #Johnson was the biggest #Try liar

🚨BREAKING: Inflation falling. Wages rising. Taxes cut. @RishiSunak’s plan is working. We’re sticking with it to deliver a brighter future for everyone.

@SouthamptonFC - Well done yer #Saints. Only Four More Wins to assure #promotion. #Crunch Time