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Basweti

@michaelalexbas

A software engineer who loves anything Space, Science, Engineering and Tech. https://t.co/9nUhoKMHSu

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Nisan 2016
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@eCitizenKenya, What is happening to our accounts and nobody is communicating? We can't seem to access our accounts with the system claiming they don't exist.
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Kigen@kigen989·
@eCitizenKenya who deleted my ecitizen account overnight? I have tried entering my id and error messages says account doesn’t exist.
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@realskeka Imagine someone saying alipita then proceeds to say aliiba exams. That's not passing.
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Skeka@realskeka·
Nilipita chemistry lakini ya kuiba. I didn't know shit kwa iyo subject I've never got above 30 since form 2. I thought nitauma D but I was shocked actually it's the subject I did best after history. I hated chem with all my life man. Thanks to uyo invigilator from Nkubu high school jamaa alinichezea fiti sana.
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@sholard_mancity Can he start by INTERRUPTING the corruption at state house? Charity begins at home.
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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪@sholard_mancity·
I’ve just seen a tweet by the State House Chief of Staff Felix koskei calling on Kenyans to STOP, INTERRUPT & END corruption when they see it. Nice words , but my people do you remember I told you how our leaders take us for fools? How exactly are Kenyans supposed to stop corruption when citizens are arrested, tortured & killed for protesting against corrupt leaders? How are we supposed to interrupt big corruption when ministries, Health, SHA, others, deliberately hide data that would expose it? How are we supposed to end corruption when the Executive controls institutions like ODPP and DCI, and corruption cases against allies conveniently collapse? If this Ruto government was serious, wouldn't it have started with action, not tweets. I mean, koskei, Ask Duale to restart publishing of SHA payment data to hospitals. Let the Ministry of Education publish capitation data. We Kenyans are not fools. You cannot ask the public to fight corruption while punishing them for doing so and protecting the powerful.
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Do you have any advice for a man about to get married for the 3rd time?
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@AokoOtieno_ Really happy for you. Congratulations 🎊.
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Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
No wonder I've been a walking ball of emotions past days One minute, crying. The next minute, I'm angry. Next thing I'm laughing First, they said I'm Barren. Then that I aborted. Mungu hakuli Kayole Finally, one DCI can't kill. Coming back to KE with a degree and a baby
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Father in Charge
Father in Charge@fatherincharge_·
@djeduhmaks Ukiwa na 300 unaweza ingia hapo central uchukue kijana mmoja ikakusaidie kuchagua majinika Gikomba 😂
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DJ@djeduhmaks·
No, you don't need to be smart to avoid being conned in Nairobi. There are do's and donts esp when you're in town. 1. Don't talk to anyone you're not familiar with, vaa earphones jifanye ujaskia. 2. Don't try to help anyone in CBD, kila mtu anajua kile kilimleta town. 3. Don't pay for anything before it is delivered when online shopping. 4. Don't greet anyone you don't know, you'll ne dragged to follow them. 5. Only withdraw money from M-pesa outlets that are in secure buildings. 6. Don't withdraw large sums of money from banks that are in CBD, you'll be followed and worse you might get killed. 7. NEVER go offline with your Cab driver, whether car or Nduthi. You will disappear. 8. If you have to buy an electronic in town, always buy from a shop you have affiliations with, even if they don't have, let them outsource for you. They know the streets better. 9. Always confirm that the windows are closed when using your phone in a matatu before it leaves town. 10. Don't use a backstreet that has few people using it or don't follow two or 3 people into a street with no people, it might be a decoy and someone may grab you from behind. 11. When 3 or 4 people surround you when you're walking or sitted, grab your belongings and scream like a mad person. I hope this few hacks will help someone navigate this busy town. Add any more Nairobi survival tips if you have. 😂😂👇👇
Misspreety 🤪@Misspreety17

Nimeoshwa a whooping 27k,Enyewe hii town lazima ukue smart😂

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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@Kenyans I have heard such unattainable promises before.
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Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
Young people, when I become president, you will all marry within a year - Gachagua
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@dev_maims Solving the actual problem. Programming is just a tool to solve a problem. Knowing how to solve the problem really well is what makes a good software developer, not programming.
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Coder girl 👩‍💻@dev_maims·
if AI writes 90% of the code, then what you will focus on ?
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@moneyacademyKE With the kind of idiots we have in the national assembly, this will pass very early in the morning.
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Kenya plans to sell 65% of Kenya Pipeline Company to Uganda and regional investors. President William Ruto says Kenya will keep 35% as a strategic stake
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@moneyacademyKE With the kind of idiots we have in the national assembly, this will pass very early in the morning.
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Astronomy Vibes
Astronomy Vibes@AstronomyVibes·
Imagine an alien gives you only 10 seconds to ask one question about the universe—what would you ask?
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@forallcurious Humanity itself, we will destroy ourselves way long before anything extraterrestrial does.
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All day Astronomy@forallcurious·
What is the biggest threat to humanity? In your opinion!
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@pallnandi Everything apart from number 2.
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Nandi 🤍💜🤍@pallnandi·
Be honest: What scares you most? 1.Being poor 2.Being single 3.Losing your direction in life 4.Seeing your dreams die 5.Feeling stuck with no way out
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@score1994 @Son_of_Laikipia Leave alone the building, what about the books which are in there? You can't gain any knowledge 😂
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Wamutahi@Son_of_Laikipia·
Laikipia University: Gate. Library
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@Adrian_realestX This greatly explains the mtu wetu narrative when it comes to politicians.
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ADRIAN@Adrian_realestt·
There's a renowned thief in our village but hata aibe nini his mum will forever stand with him. Moms are just built different
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@Kabetes0 Literally every alcoholic drink in the world.
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@moneyacademyKE The same organisation that was saying the GDP growth of Kenya has gone up.
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
The World Bank says Kenya is borrowing too much money locally, and this is making it hard for businesses to get loans. Banks are choosing to lend to the government instead of helping companies that are already struggling
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Basweti@michaelalexbas·
@Belive_Kinuthia When I want to motivate myself not to be a failure in life, I read your tweets. I just don't get how someone can fear reason and logic so much but you prove daily that it can be done.
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Mr. Kinuthia Pius.@Belive_Kinuthia·
Gachagua has written to the IEBC chairperson citing his fear that Mbeere North by-election might be rigged but he didn't say how. Although I don't understand why he wrote that letter yet his DCP PARTY doesn't have a candidate there,I do understand that he is preempting his ground for rejecting the outcome on Thursday this week when the UDA candidate wins.
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