Michael Birks

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@Micha95936946 The Orc most Purple

Wut?

@dpfdpf And then leopards start eating faces and Vance refuses to honour the agreement to resign.

Been thinking about if Trump could do a third term as President. In 2028 the ticket could be Vance/Trump with an agreement that once elected Vance resigns, Trump becomes President and then appoints Vance as his VP. The constitution forbids someone being elected President more than twice, but not holding the office.

@gcwoolf Te Ika is escaping! It looks like it has already eaten Tasmania.

WTF is New Zealand?

Brilliant idea: drink bourbon and shitcomment on reddit.

Flying orndriving, probably shouldn't be reading twitter.

Ask to speak to the manager.

Whoo, introducing the Roman Coffee to Hobart. Vienna coffee and Galliano. Of course, I also had to introduce Vienna coffee.

Only to the manager.

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@DeeMickSee @metlinkwgtn New World profits are down this month.

What are we not being told about @metlinkwgtn

@ConanSalaryman And I thought crashing out of the office to the musical strains of "fuck this shit, I'm out" was classy.

@teh_aimee Fair enough. I should have known better than to open my figurative mouth.

@teh_aimee My apologies, I'd neglected that it was about the distribution of jobs as well as the direct pay rates.

@teh_aimee Glad to be your foil. How does "same pay for same job" stack against "same pay for same job, plus this gendered holiday"?

@gnat Could be worse, we could have snakes here, and the cop asking "watcha gonna do when these 24-inch pythons come for you"

New Zealand's "guns in schools" problem is different than America's.

@thomasbeagle Believers have cloud support.

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

"Threshold".