Michael Channing

Anything can harm you, and nothing is safe, not rainbows, not god, not the lonely girl that everyone picks on, and certainly not clowns. Inspired by a Harlan Ellison story that utilizes each letter of the alphabet as a title-starter. amazon.com/dp/B08LF3CHGW

@IAmCaseStephens Boy's Life by Robert R. McCammon

Have you ever read a book that made you cry? I’ve listened to songs that have made me cry. I’ve watched movies that have made me cry. But I’ve NEVER once read a book that made me cry. Name a book in the comments that brought you to tears.

@slvppy Bite the head clean off, eat it, save the torso for later.

wyd in this situation

@MattBaume Maybe the painter was dyslexic, and he just has to go a long ways.

I'm doing some research into the 1961 film VICTIM and there's something so funny to me about this graffiti being SO OBVIOUS but the heterosexual man still being confused about it could mean

@BradburyCenter Some of the first books I ever bought with my own money.

Did you know Ray Bradbury had a great love for The Wizard of Oz? In fact, we have 10 different Wizard of Oz books just in our recreation of Bradbury's home office! There's sure to be a few more floating around in the collection. Do you have a copy? Share a pic in the comments!

@ruberzen @PicturesFoIder I agree. If you're allowed to go faster than what's on the sign, then post the actual limit.

@PicturesFoIder But…. He was at the speed limit. How can other drivers pass him without breaking the limit????

They need to play this video at the DMV

@femboyautoparts @drmistercody Ease back the throttle, Stephen King.

@drmistercody prompt: bulma except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

@BobIsntFunny I don't remember ever seeing people taking the ash mark till sometime in the 2000s. Was it a wide-spread thing before then?

I know that coming from a long line of gross Irish bog people means I overestimate how many Catholics there are in the US, but there is no way someone makes it to adulthood without knowing a single one, right?

I love Cemetery Dance. It's where I discovered Joe R. Lansdale back in the day.

@nocontextmemes Isn't all water that old?

Drinking this at 3am >>>>>

@TexasGranny1956 That's what makes him a bad guy.

@AnnotatedMST I played a game where you make up the premise for the worst movie you can think of. I came up with "Dildozer."

Joel: Killdozer. 📺 Killdozer is a 1974 TV movie about a construction crew building an airstrip during World War II who uncover an ancient evil spirit, which promptly takes control of their heavy equipment and begins to wreak havoc. 📺 MST3K 418 - AOT(T) Eye Creatures

@WrnrWrites The people I work for and with treat me with respect. That goes a long way.

Can someone please explain to me what it’s like to love your job and not absolutely hate it with every fibre of your being?

@prescotttyler Do not bring your slapstick here.

Something ancient and primal inside of me knows to stay away from bogs.

@MattBaume They said my vena cava was inferior. Doctors are rude.

How DARE these doctors call my cardiomediastinal silhouette "unremarkable"

@AnneLParrish I've heard a novel described as an easy way to write a short story. That being said, two of the best short story writers ever, Harlan Ellison and Ray Bradbury, were not all that great at novels.

You can’t write a novel until you know how to write a short story. Short stories require efficiency. That said, a novel, by virtue of being longer, means there is more to manage. It can be hard keeping track of all the details. Do you enjoy writing short stories? #AmWriting

@joelansdale Book says "celebration" instead of "tradition." I just changed that word in my mind and it stuck.

@michaelchanning Wrote it so long ago, it fooled me

@joelansdale, I put my favorite opening line on the wall.

@joelansdale It's only now, years after I made that image, months after hanging it on the wall, and (of course) after showing the line to the guy who wrote it, that I realize I got the quote wrong. sheessh

@michaelchanning That’s terrific.

@boxbrown Others have said it, but it's because they book too may appointments. If your doc is part of a hospital service, as opposed to a private practice, the hospital dictates how many patient they must see and bill for every day, or get fired.

@Simpson_PatB Made it myself.

I wish I knew about this before Christmas