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@adamcarolla Does Jimmy’s success still keep you up at night?

I always knew he was a douche

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Zorro Ranch ….2 foreign GIRLS BURIED‼️‼️ #EpsteinTrumpPedoCoverUp

@BigBobsCards I plan to buy Konnor autos one day after his 1st MLB home run.

Hot take: On the day that Konnor Griffin gets called up to make his MLB debut his autograph prices won’t be higher than they were after that 2-HR Spring Training game.

🚨 Do you understand what just happened.. five minutes before Trump announced he's halting attacks on Iran.. someone bought $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures and sold $192 million in oil.. five minutes.. not five days.. not five hours.. five minutes.. the trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else hitting the market at that time.. someone knew the exact words the President was going to say before he said them.. and turned that information into the biggest single trade of the day.. they tell you the stock market is a "free and fair market".. that "anyone can build wealth".. that "the system works for everyone".. the system worked for someone today.. five minutes before you even knew what happened.. they already got paid.. this isn't insider trading anymore.. insider trading implies they're hiding it.. this is broad daylight.

@Ruleof2Review 💯

Ex-Blockbuster employee here. And I mean it with 100% sincerity that the world would be a better place if we shut down all streaming services, re-opened Blockbusters and video stores worldwide, and shoved people back out into the world to find and enjoy their entertainment.

Ant Edwards. President Barack Obama. It began at Team USA Training camp and turned into a game of one-on-one we didn’t know we needed.

Dave Chappelle owns almost a whole town in Ohio! Here he is threatening city council to withdraw 65 million investments if they don’t do as he says

@RGIII Ball.

Dear baseball fans, this is a Safe Space. The USA and Dominican Republic just had one of the best baseball games of all time. Was this a ball or strike?

This hits hard

@BigBobsCards Cags bat is a great example. His raw power and hit tool are so good, it was easy to predict he would remain a position player.

@BigBobsCards How does that change your opinion on recent draftees like Cooper Flemming? Two-way players are becoming increasingly more popular, but it’s the players without 1 or 2 standout tools that are tough to predict future success as either a pitcher or position player.

Looking at my Mets buy sheet from a year ago. Nolan McLean had a $12 base auto and I had him ranked 80th, which I admitted would normally be a 5/5 strong buy, but I put him as a 3/5 because I didn’t think he’d make it as a two-way player and I felt pitchers weren’t as exciting.

@Creed_Thoughts2 This will never not be funny.

Omg this is incredible 😂😂

Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour. When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling. His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

Stop what you are doing and watch this

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@WBCBaseball @tolliver_scott @Topps My man!

Team Dominican Republic is bringing the vibes to the #WorldBaseballClassic 🇩🇴 Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed @Topps Junior Caminero rookie card!

This is former CIA agent Adam and he’s got some vital information about the war

I’m convinced Ronny Chieng is the new George Carlin of our generation.

WHY IT’S SO MANY JALENS IN THE NBA?! 🤔 Y’ALL EVER SEEN @JalenHurts and @SpeedyMorman in the SAME ROOM? 🤨 IT’S A JALEN INVASION AND I WANT ANSWERS 😤🤬