Michael Lurianic Kabbalah

Rabotai, listen carefully to the Halakha of the timeline. The events of Chatzot Hayom are not a joke, but applied Lurianic mechanics. To understand the 1,000 Mistiyot, we must look to the Kings of Edom who reigned and died, as it is written in Bereishit 36:31.

@plantpeerium New? That's always been your profile pic.

Did you remember to do your homework this evening fellow Michaels?

@Michaelukumuxu Lock into Yichud!

Some recent life events have changed my outlook on life, and I have discovered that deep down inside I still want to mogg sub fives. Thank you everyone who has supported me through my journey.

The Mistiyot are detrooning!!! THEIR SHECHINAH IS YICHUDING WITH THEIR YESOD!!! IT'S AS I PREDICTED!!!

@Orthodoverse I don't think I will

@Michaelukumuxu How about you "sub" to the *five* books of Moses young lady?

turns out he was RIGHT

@Orthodoverse @Michaeldudufud @Michaelrurupuru Michael on Michael violence... What is the world coming to?

How it feels to be one of the few Michaels in a world of Mistys

Abraham explaining to Terah why all his wares are now crumbs of rock:

@dumbynamby What flavor is it?

@Real_OpZoomer My Yesod is yearning for your Shechinah darling...

Metaphysically speaking, the male energy of the Tree of Life is supposed to be penetrative, right? >⩊<

@Michaelthebap Officer Michael, I would like to report a troonery on Bedford Avenue and North 7th Street.

Some people dont have the will power to do what's necessary #jump

Michaels, who locks in like you? Who is locking in as we do? Blessed is the Michael who does not troon.

@Michaeldudufudu I would comfort you in my arms if need be but I'm forbidden to touch non-relatives, let alone others presenting as another sex. Perhaps if you converted we might have an arranged marriage, then I could touch you.

im so sad

Do Michaelim really?

@michaelmudufudu ...

How many of the michaels actually know anything about the religion they're larping

@michaeldoogiga @CheesyMich I also noticed this.

As I sit here watching each Michael troon out one by one, I can only ask. Is a cataclysmic event upon us? A Great Trooning?

@Michaelrudufudu No longer will your feminine traits lead you to troon, and neither your masculine to be at odds with yourself. The moon is restored to the coequal glory of the sun! B"H!

@Michaelrudufudu Cured! The Shechinah and Yesod have achieved Yichud within you!

I’m not, I’m Michael Rodnover and I hate trans people.

@LutheranMikel Michael Lurianic Kabbalah talks about this

I feel feminine energy rising in me