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@michaelrxs

Sybarite, dilettante, Lamb, dinner party doyenne ✨

Brooklyn Katılım Ekim 2007
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Anomaly@BRUIS3D_ANG3L·
Half cursed on my dads side and half haunted on my moms side
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sydney@mornings0da·
New York is the only city in America. And the the only other 2 cities overall are Tokyo and Paris
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barrel rolls
barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·
the problem with me is the curse
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
Smuggling a Wendy’s Baked Potato into Project Hail Mary in 70MM IMAX
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Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham@lenadunham·
Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!
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Slut on the f train with his brown silk shirt unbuttoned to the navel holding a bottle of orange wine and ciabatta loaf no bag like girl we see it you are not a vibe. Distasteful
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
@MattZeitlin Yup. Every week someone goes semi-viral on here for tweeting something like “oh no the gig worker I hired to pick and delivery my groceries is a man.”
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Matthew Zeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
America has been labor scarce for virtually its entire history so a more egalitarian set of norms emerged, but it’s economics and demographics driving the cultural differences not something special
"D." Fool@FoolOfD

There isn't much I like about Americans, but the understated cultural taboo we have around having servants/hired help and being generally polite to waitstaff is a genuine achievement in egalitarianism. Much of the rest of the world are absolute savages in this regard.

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Shawn Hatosy
Shawn Hatosy@ShawnHatosy·
OK, people. I’ve read the replies. Today I’ve been called a diva, a king, the People’s Princess, a legend, someone’s dad, a teenage girl and a senior citizen. So basically… just your average, everyday icon. Bye for now—
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
Very handsome stranger stopped me on the sidewalk to ask where I got the Magikarp hanging off my bag. I told him I got it at the Pokémon Center in Tokyo and he just said “oh you’re one of those” and rolled his eyes as he walked away 😭
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Variety
Variety@Variety·
Anne Hathaway listened to Beyoncé's "American Requiem" song "over and over and over" to find her #MotherMary voice: "Her technique in that song is so mesmerizing and astonishing: and listening to her phraseology, her musicianship, understanding the history of her voice that had led her to be able to make that sound that is so still, so present. I studied that, and I appreciated that Beyoncé can be a is a robastic vocalist, but she also knows how to be still. And I thought, okay, maybe there’s something to be said about having a sweet, still voice, maybe I can work with this. But learning pop phrasing was a really big deal — that was like learning a new language." variety.com/2026/film/news…
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
I really have to log off around Tax Day because people are so proud of the fact that they don’t know how to read. It’s like a national illiteracy celebration. Taxes are not complicated!!
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
I worked in Canarsie for seven years as the only transplant in an office of hundreds of natives. The way transplants act online is hilarious to me.
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ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs@michaelrxs·
@dieluqy Yeah that’s what her job is. You could figure out your own taxes for free or pay someone to do it. What’s not clicking?
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gallo@dieluqy·
tax lady said I owe $2000 and still charged me $120 to tell me that
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