proper bloke

me to the camera after successfully escaping a jigsaw trap

One thing about me is I will take a picture of your cat

I love being a man for Halloween

@adriproxy I would never

ya I keep having dreams that all my friends abandon me and now I'm more tired than ever

Panic disorder

pov i’m ur 12’8” gf picking u up off the floor so u can ride on my shoulder

@adriproxy I’ve been saying this for sooo long, men are trash

story of my life!!!

I’m such a leo, today is my brothers bday and my dad posted about him on facebook saying “you’re the best thing that ever happened to me” uhhhh ok? am I not also the best thing that has ever happened to you?…

@adriproxy That’s an absolute guarantee lmaoooo

@michaelscarb Not that I know of but when he does (and trust me he sure does he is obsessed) it's gonna be a ✨disaster✨

@amoebacore Precisely

@michaelscarb Canis Chilliaris

What is the scientific term for this phenomenon?

SpongeBob Interrogation Room

first to log a movie that many oomfs has watchlisted on letterboxd

It’s actually so impossible for me to fully trust a man, I’m chronically suspicious

@keri_wtf Bday twins 4evr 🤞🏻😎🤞🏻