Michael Unterman

🔊 most definitely on

Psyched to be celebrating this album release via my @5BMF hats!

Join right now for a conversation with the composers of 5BMF's upcoming show Tam Lin! twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqJD…

@BalliettBrad 🎵 “the blaaaaaaaaack throated blu-ue.. warbler; is an ex-pert catcher of fliiiies” 🎵

Black-throated Blue Warbler snacking in Central Park

The anticipation! It builds! 5BMF’s first live concert in over a year: Oracle Hysterical and @hubnewmusic on the steps of the BKLYN Public Library w/ @BPL_Presents 5bmf.org/events/terra-n…

Cori Bush crying, being held by Ayanna Presley as the Democratic members and staff exit the Rayburn Room, where they were watching the Chauvin verdict

Who had “Woke Pat Robertson” on their 2021 bingo card?

“In his prescient ‘Farewell Address,’ from 1796, George Washington urged that citizens must indignantly frown ‘upon the first dawning of every attempt to alienate any portion of our country from the rest, or to enfeeble the sacred ties which now link together the various parts.’”

"Anthony Bourdain spoke up for me at a time when people all over the country were making great fun of the column I write," said Marilyn Hagerty, whose Olive Garden review went viral in 2012 #4ldqpgc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein…

WWOZ shoutout to my love @BirdfootFest for our concerts tonight & tomorrow. Life goals, heart full, etc twitter.com/wwoz_neworlean…

Tonight! Alla Zingarese at the @CACNO at 8 PM! Tickets: birdfootfestival.org/concerts-event…

This Saturday, June 2, 2018, @BirdfootFest has their Season Finale Concert 🎶 starting at 7:00 PM with the Young Artist Program Showcase Concert. Full details here 👉🏾 birdfootfestival.org/concerts-event…

[pearly gates] ST. PETER: So, tell me a bit about yourself STEVE MILLER: Well, I'm a picker… ST. PETER: Ok STEVE MILLER: I'm a grinner… ST. PETER: Go on STEVE MILLER: I'm a lover… ST. PETER: Anything else? STEVE MILLER: Uh… ST. PETER: Yes? STEVE MILLER: No that's it

Project STEP Night at @afarcrymusic is in TWO DAYS! Catch our Honors Quartet during a pre-concert performance before A Far Cry takes the stage. #afarcry Tickets: afarcry.org/all/next-gener…

"excuse me, but if I can put two and two together here?" said sherlock. "four. thank you." qwantz.com/index.php?comi…

all I know is that I know nothing, and also that SOCRATES WAS A N00B qwantz.com/index.php?comi…

@dougballiett ... he's like "əəəəh, I'll have the marrow."

@dougballiett A linguist walks into a brasserie....

Can someone help me with a setup to this joke? Bon choix? I thought you said "Bone schwa"