Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky

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@TrumpEmail Weak asks! No explicit ask to donate! Leaving money on the table

Important to note he, for some reason, did not have a donation ask, link, or button. Incredibly surprising. You better believe I'm sticking a button in there if my candidate gets shot

@rockyfernandez Because that's how fundraising works

@michaelwhitney Really? Why would you exploit something like this

@tim_cook Insulting ad. Horrible. Why should this make anyone buy your shit

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

@thetolerantweft unfortunately yes, though women have it way worse.

@michaelwhitney I guess he’s kind of a rite of passage

god i love a good mike elk discourse. this is from 13 years ago:

@EliLillyandCo The zepbound shortage was entirely preventable if you used basic math. I'm now 2 weeks without my dose. I need 12.5. no pharmacies near me have it. Your "customer support" number gives no way to talk to a person to find supply. What am I supposed to do?

just bought the IP rights to golden eggs and drove that stupid goose out of the company. now to sit back and watch the money roll in

This peacock quality is absolute garbage

@ptcrUIsErUsA go bills

@michaelwhitney go Bills

If anyone needs one

I have 4 blue sky codes if anyone wants out

@NFLonCBS Wow I wish I could have seen this on my TV for the cable I pay for or the paramount plus I pay for or the Sunday ticket I pay for

James Cook knows how to get into the end zone with flair

@NFLonCBS what the fuck were you doing with the Browns taking 3 knees and going to commercial

It's so absolutely nonsensical for @NFL and @YouTubeTV to not open up the Bills game! What the fuck am I paying for if I can't watch a game not available in my market

YES

Again we see the difference between the two parties. Republicans want to bomb and starve Palestinians, while Democrats only want to bomb them.

I’m going as a “Humanitarian Pause” for Halloween. I punch your kid 8x in the head, stop to throw some raisins & an Advil at him, then start punching again.