Michelle Collins

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

I long for a man to say this about me as I approach him on a deserted island.

I feel bad for people who don’t watch Survivor as it is genuinely one of the only good things we have left.

I said out loud.... ₑₑₖ

There are Miss Eggy’s everywhere for those with the eyes to see

The way I root for her and only her.

@ali_sivi Love this for you 👏👏👏

hi guys

@SkyShayneSpace Haha welcome back!! 🩷

wow, to learn there’s a michelle collins show by seeing the guest of honor being thee norman, god is good. idk if you remember a lil gay chasing behind you out of an anthropology dressing room and badgering you with “i am so happy for your success i was tweeting daily at the view to make you a permanent co host blah blah” but that lil gay is back to once again congratulate you on your successes. daytime tv is literally begging for an act like you, it’s tumbleweeds out here. idk who’s dick i need to suck to get you back on the boob tube but i’m on it. hope you’re doing well xoxoxo

Norman Baker was Wendy Williams’ right-hand man. He stops by The Michelle Collins Show to tell us some behind-the-scenes 🫖 from the icon, legend, moment this week 🩷 As Beyonce once said… “Listennn..” (on Patreon or anywhere you get your pods)

Quote the sentence that gets you crying, mine is “Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John”

So I'm going to be recapping the first season of #RHORI on Substack, so go sign up for my newsletter Rhode to Riches. The link is in the bio, like the kids say.

Call Yolanda Hadid because it’s giving ALMOND. Soul rejuvenated in the @bravowwhl clubhouse last night. And yes I’m binging the new #summerhouse season tonight so that I can have educated opinions. Thank you @priscilladistasio for the fantastic glam and @bravoandy for the usual (everything).

The thing to me is that Ciara is so much better than either of them that this should be looked at as a win for her. She’s in a different stratosphere!!! #summerhouse

LA: I’m doing my new hour in the @NetflixIsAJoke fest May 5!! Get your tickets before it’s too laaaaate! ticketmaster.com/netflix-is-a-j…

Michelle Collins' expert discount store strategy #WWHL

We’ve yassified tonight’s guest to maintain anonymity but you won’t want to miss this. Tune in TON!GHT @ 9! #WWHL

Tonight on #WWHL 🥳

I need there to be an investigation into The Real Real's practices.

This is bullllllshit let this hero tip!!!!!!!!!!

I think each @TSA workers who has been working without pay should get a $30,000 tax free bonus - all we have to do is buy one less missile to pay for this