Guess who

Changing your religion because of love? Wow! You people are serious with this love thing oh.

Fighting over stupid things everyday while terrorists overrun the country.

@Warepamorsammy What can I say 😅😂

@michelleeffect Na food carry you come this life

How do you like your chicken?

Banga soup is vastly superior in rewarm value.

My Pastor: No reward for "Sinners" Me:

“I’m excited to announce that Michael and I are separating romantically!”

@samdhare @AYDGENIUS @TexTheLaw Lmaoooo lovely for you 👏🏾👏🏾

@michelleeffect @AYDGENIUS @TexTheLaw I already left you by leaving the country. Na una sabi.

Strait of Mumus.

@samdhare @AYDGENIUS @TexTheLaw Congratulations to you. Please leave me out of it sir lol

@AYDGENIUS @TexTheLaw @michelleeffect Until all of us accept say we be mumu, we won’t get rid of these old hags. 😂

@alexxmalloy Same cast 👎🏾 nothing learned

my rhoslc girls filming in my city 💚

@KerenKBitto @omalicioustoyin Writing how many paragraphs. Can’t be that serious surely lmaooo

I wish those manifesting Veekee James gowns can listen to this. You are in ikotun in a face me I face you, your highest degree is a HND from Ugbokolo Poly, but you’re manifesting a man from KPMG. You cannot hold a conversation about the most basic of taxes, your conversation revolves around what Snapchat celebrities are doing, BBN, Love Island etc and all you can offer him is “a King was born this day” and washed up pussy🤦🏽‍♀️ But I am the resident mean girl for saying girls should focus more on grinding and building a career than manifesting a rich man. Lol. One day I will talk about how as a professional woman I get to easily meet the very men you people dress up to hustle in clubs on Friday and they do not place us professionals on same cadre with club hopping girls. For one they know we have substance to offer/can increase their wealth not drain it, but we aren’t ready for this conversation. Keep manifesting when you should be working.

I need a friend with benefits. Not sexually, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

Gmail proving to be the most useful email

Laying ontop of y’all luggages on my way to Ibiza >

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

@beyoncegarden That looks terrible lmaoooo 🤣

OH THIS EATS SO BAD OMFG😭😭😭

Very good

banana coming to overtake a smoothie