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PLAY THE BIRDIE SONG #totp No. Don’t.

I dread to think what would happen if this lot attacked a shack #totp

The audience look like a jumble sale has exploded and all of the clothes have just scattered onto them #totp

Chas and Dave are higher in the charts than Bowie? #totp

She’s got the look of somebody that works behind a make-up counter in boots in the 80s #totp

Imagine having sex with meatloaf. It would be like being trapped under a wardrobe with the key still stuck in it #totp

This is like some sort of bad Albanian holiday camp variety show #TOTP

Imagine if you were in a disco and this lot came prancing at you. #TOTP

Christ, so many bands on these 90s episodes that I don’t even remember the first time round let alone now 🤣 #TOTP

@howiehowe Can’t see any women there… only brain dead Neanderthals

Thinking about why I'm not a fan of flags and its probably got a lot to do with people like this.

@DumTeeDum I can’t wait for Helen to have a date with Martin Gibson - do you think she’ll invite him round for a tuna pasta bake? #TheArchers

#TheArchers could it be illegal beaver activity that’s caused the poonami? Kirsty and Rex could be in the sh!t 😆 @DumTeeDum

@howiehowe I’ve just checked and I’m not. Phew.

@michlan Just googled it and apparently lots of people on instagram are now mysteriously following the Orange one without actually choosing to do so.

So twitter keeps suggesting I watch Al3x J0nes videos and i open Instagram this morning and I'm following the big US Orange babboon in chief. I definitely haven't followed him. 🫤

@djhx66 I listened

Fridays episode is on I player , Shall I listen or keep it for Friday the 13th, are the powers that be expecting a catastrophe tomorrow 🤣🤣#TheArchers

@Rhys_Phillips @BBCTheArchers @BBCSounds I’ve just listened to tonight’s and tomorrows! Oops

Also just came here because I noticed tomorrow's episode of @BBCTheArchers #thearchers is already on @BBCSounds!

Tonight’s your lucky night. Well that’s debatable… #totp

I was a little bit worried they were going to play Timmy Mallett, but now it’s even worse with the bloody teenage mutant Ninja Turtles #TOTP

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT