Michele Trimarchi

Il tempo è talmente soave che ho sempre il sospetto di non averlo perso abbastanza (Brancati)

Who the fuck gave this idiot a law degree?

14 months. Let that sink in. Fourteen months of waking up every single morning to a man who has weaponized his own existence into a 24-hour megaphone of pure, unfiltered, industrial-grade noise. A man so constitutionally incapable of silence that the world has collectively forgotten what a quiet Tuesday feels like. And here is the truly spectacular part. We have nearly three full years left. Three years. Not three weeks. Not three months. Three years before a cup of coffee is just a cup of coffee again. Before the birds outside your window are the loudest thing happening. Before some poor weather presenter gets to be the most alarming thing on television. Before diplomats can go back to being magnificently boring in very expensive suits. Three years before the sky stops looking like this. The painting, at least, has the decency not to make a sound. The man does not share that quality. He has never once, in his entire adult life, looked at a room and thought: you know what this needs? Less of me. And so here we are. Inside the painting. All of us. Waiting. Hold on. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Paulette Jordan just won the Democratic primary for governor in Idaho. Meaning, she's now positioned to become the first female governor of Idaho--and the first Native American governor in the US.

i maschietti alfetta (anche quelli in gonnella) si sbarazzano degli utili idioti dei quali si servivano finché non risultano impresentabili. La solita fuga dei guasconi da operetta.

Cosa aspettate per chiamare Draghi! Mattarella pensaci tu!

Ricapitolando: #Sangiuliano con l'amante. #Piantedosi con l'amante. #Meloni lascia #Giambruno . #Lollobrigida viene lasciato dalla sorella di Giorgia. #Salvini con la Verdini, terza compagna di vita. #Berlusconi era un puttaniere. Ma il problema è la #Salis. Siete meravigliosi

Ricapitolando: una giornalista che dava dell'arrivista a Boccia sul caso Sangiuliano va in un podcast e, a telecamere spente, invita il conduttore a chiederle della sua relazione con Piantedosi. Domanda a cui risponde "Non posso negare, ma sono molto riservata". Riposta pazzesca tipo "sono vegana, ma quanto è bona la carne", "fumo ma non aspiro", "sono astemia, ma nel weekend il prosecco è d'obbligo"

@mariolavia @christianrocca @Linkiesta Il Quirinale a Bersani o a Bindi o a Franceschini? Non voglio neanche pensarci! Renzi ha una sola colpa: non aver portato a termine la rottamazione nel Pd.

Empires have fallen before, but I'm not sure I've ever seen one jump off a cliff.

Kallas: "Il presidente Trump(et) non è un tipo tollerante ma chissà perché coi russi diventa molto paziente". Dubbi a cui solo le fotografie nei forzieri della Lubjanka possono dare risposta.

Questa storia del profeta inascoltato, che ha donato all'umanità un testo sacro a cui però i potenti non hanno creduto, mi ricorda qualcosa.

@DarJedburgh Spero verrà presto il giorno -perché verrà- in cui i collaborazionisti del dittatore Putin verranno giustamente puniti. Siete merda e lo sapete. Basta aspettare, non manca molto.

“povero piopio che ha 20 anni non doveva avere questa responsabilità” intanto flora tabanelli, 18 anni, bronzo olimpico un mese fa con un crociato lesionato

I can’t believe the number of brain dead dipshits in the USA who voted for this fucking idiot 3 times.

"L'Europa forse mai come ora ha avuto così tanti nemici, interni ed esterni. Solo diventando più uniti e più forti riusciremo a conservare la nostra Europa e i nostri valori per le generazioni future". Mario Draghi.

The French President Just Reminded The World What Class Looks Like Donald Trump stood in front of a camera and did what Donald Trump does. He mocked Emmanuel Macron’s wife. He put on a fake French accent. He told the world that Brigitte Macron “treats him extremely badly” and that the French president was “still recovering from a right hook to the jaw.” It was the geopolitical equivalent of a man shouting at clouds. Macron was in South Korea when someone asked him about it. He paused. He considered the question with the expression of a man who has just been informed that a golden retriever has urinated on his Bentley. Then he said this: “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” Seven words. That was it. Seven words delivered with the quiet, devastating calm of someone who genuinely does not need to raise their voice because the staff will handle it. It was the verbal equivalent of a single raised eyebrow from a man in a perfectly fitted suit, looking down at someone who has just spilled red wine on the carpet at Versailles. Consider the man on the other end of that eyebrow. A man who wears a red baseball cap to diplomatic meetings and a white one to funerals. A man who arrives at the most solemn occasions in the world looking like he has just wandered in from a golf buggy. A man whose morning routine apparently involves industrial quantities of spray tan applied to a face that has, at various medical estimations, the cardiovascular profile of a blocked Manhattan sewer. A man whose idea of a state dinner is a quarter pounder eaten alone in a motorcade. This is the man who decided to lecture the world about Emmanuel Macron’s marriage. Trump called NATO a “paper tiger.” He mocked a head of state’s wife. He uploaded the whole embarrassing performance to the White House YouTube channel, briefly, before someone in the building apparently remembered that diplomacy exists and pulled the plug. Macron’s response landed like a white glove placed gently on a table. Not thrown. Placed. “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” In French diplomatic circles, that sentence is a declaration of war. In English, it translates roughly to: I have noticed your behavior, and I find it beneath comment, which is why I am commenting on it once, quietly, before returning to matters of actual importance. There is a man in this story who has spent eighty years on this earth and still cannot find a suit that fits, a tie that stops at his belt, or a shade of foundation that occurs anywhere in nature. And there is a man who responded to being publicly humiliated by the most powerful person on earth with seven words and a expression that could freeze the Seine. Macron has something Trump has spent his entire life trying to purchase and never quite managed. Class. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Dopo che ha parlato stanotte Borse a picco benzina sopra i 4 dollari al gallone in USA Inflazione ai massimi possibile aumento dei tassi Nessun cambio di regime la guerra continua Il più gran coglione della Storia Americana

“Non possiamo farci carico di asili nido, di assistenza sanitaria, la gente deve capirlo. Siamo una grande potenza, facciamo le guerre” Nessun politico al mondo sopravviverebbe a simili affermazioni. Ma per alcuni qui #Trump è ancora un esempio, un amico

È semplicemente scandaloso. Quattro esseri umani sorvoleranno l’orbita lunare in quello che è l'evento astronomico piu' importante degli ultimi 50 anni, e il giornalismo italiano riesce nell’impresa di ignorarlo quasi del tutto. Niente dirette, niente enfasi, niente senso della storia. Un Paese serio guarderebbe il cielo. Il nostro, troppo spesso, continua a fissare il fango.

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