Klaus mikaelson

@mickaelson__ Dry joke

I saw Vini's statements and I just burst out laughing. It’s basically a tacit admission that nobody actually wants him in europe

@Welisville @theMadridZone As if he can score them 💀

@theMadridZone Hope y'all know if Vini had all the penalties for himself, he'd be the lead scorer?

🚨 Full Real Madrid stats this season: 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé - 41 goals, 6 assists 🇧🇷 Viní Jr - 22 goals, 13 assists 🇺🇾 Fede Valverde - 9 goals, 13 assists 🇹🇷 Arda Güler - 6 goals, 14 assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham - 7 goals, 5 assists 🇪🇸 Gonzalo Garcia - 7 goals, 3 assists 🇲🇦 Brahim Diaz - 1 goal, 7 assists 🇧🇷 Rodrygo - 3 goals, 4 assists 🇪🇸 Dean Huijsen - 2 goals, 3 assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Trent Alexander-Arnold - 5 assists 🇪🇸 Alvaro Carreras - 2 goals, 2 assists 🇫🇷 Aurelien Tchouaméni - 2 goals, 2 assist 🇦🇷 Franco Mastantuono - 3 goals 🇪🇸 Raul Asencio - 2 goals, 1 assist 🇫🇷 Eduardo Camavinga - 2 goals, 1 assist 🇧🇷 Eder Militão - 2 goals, 1 assist 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois - 2 assists 🇪🇸 Fran Garcia - 1 goal, 1 assist 🇩🇪 Antonio Rüdiger - 1 goal 🇪🇸 Daniel Yañez - 1 assist

One of the biggest reasons Real Madrid have looked stuck in this endless high energy cycle is the absence of a deep passer in midfield. It was never just about assists. The team never really lacked assists

He could hold possession, switch play, and save the team from constantly chasing the ball again and again. At his best, he was massively important in reducing the physical chaos of games, which also helped avoid constant injuries and form drops across the squad.

People genuinely think the team's need for Toni Kroos is just about the assists. The amount of rot I see on this app is honestly unbelievable.

@PrimeLuka10 your parents just nod along when people ask if you're adopted. You're not relevant; you're a cautionary tale they tell to make sure no one ends up that forgettable. You're the warning label everyone else uses to feel better about their own lives. "At least we're not like him."lol

@mickaelson__ What the fuck are you even saying man you’re just saying shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You just can’t build a winning project around Kylian Mbappe

@PrimeLuka10 Mf cant even access without changing his proxy and out here acting like a celeb You're soo waaaack hahah 😂

@PrimeLuka10 You cannot access X without a VPN. 😭😭😭 You chatting to me abt shit Nigga u keep quiet No opinion NPC Dickrider X stripper Jobless And hating on others for no reason U walking package for struggle 😭😭😭

@PrimeLuka10 Just like u pretending you're a celeb? 😭

I’m going to pretend this isn’t true and I didn’t see this

@PrimeLuka10 Mf thinks he's a celeb 💀💀💀 The ego of cr7 The commun sense of a frog

@mickaelson__ I cannot access X without VPN?😭😭😭😭😭 you’re the one under my mentions all the time begging me to respond to you I genuinely think you’re a fan I have given you my attention so I hope you can sleep better tonight and wtf are those insults how old are you

@PrimeLuka10 @kikelst Im into women sorry😭 Mf is sooo gay ́lol

@mickaelson__ @kikelst Make sure to spit on it

Man nothing beats eid everyone just looks good and smells nice

@PrimeLuka10 @kikelst Petty urself you got no friends 😭

@mickaelson__ @kikelst I petty you man 😭😭😭😭😭

@PrimeLuka10 Im not the one stripping here you are 👀 so

@mickaelson__ I guess you would know with all that dick sucking

@PrimeLuka10 @kikelst Get out of ur closet first 😭😭

@mickaelson__ @kikelst Make sure to tell him to use lube so you don’t get hurt dumdum

@PrimeLuka10 @kikelst Coming from a whore trying to get his attention with such an unhealthy obesssion Of girl u better keep quiet u reaching 😭

@mickaelson__ @kikelst And there’s no difference between you and Ester man Mbappe’s dick can’t be that good

@PrimeLuka10 You are actually a whore , what's the insult in that? 👀

@mickaelson__ You’re insulting me while I’m laughing at you because you’re pathetic

@PrimeLuka10 "I’m not acknowledging you" Mf your own mother pretend to scroll her phone when u walk into the house lmao You're so lonely 😭

@mickaelson__ Being a coward because I’m not acknowledging you? You’re hilarious dumdum

@SYSS91 Who is the fool who would give him that salary and pay extra costs just to put up with his nonsense?

@mickaelson__ I cant see a single top-club in Europe that would give him that salary.

@PrimeLuka10 @kikelst Yes, you have a job, a blue badge on X , and you're showing off here to attract attention. There's no difference between you and OF models, so cheap

@mickaelson__ @kikelst I have a job thank you I just enjoy pissing on you that’s it because seeing you like this brings me joy