Michael Smith

@reezels Arsenal bottling it from here would be elite

worst premier league season of all time--only thing that could redeem it is Spurs going down

The Sopranos is an incredible show about how therapy speak causes people to become worse human beings. Truly ahead of its time

Talk about putting yourself on a pedal stool

Nipping out in a couple hours so for today, its a couple of free downloads. 32 years ago: This is @daftpunk @ Radio FG, Paris, France 27.07.94 Link at end of post. One of, if not their earliest recorded sets, this is during an early career residency. An hour of brilliance and history. If you want to support with what I do/access the mixes for download- ko-fi.com/dorksirjur Download: tinyurl.com/bdex9d9m

Just to be clear - given recent drivel on line - Comet 3I/Atlas is a comet, made of carbon dioxide and water ices and bits of other stuff. It is entirely natural in origin, its orbit is as expected and it will whizz around the sun and then disappear off into the galaxy again. If it ever encounters another inhabited solar system in the far future I hope the living things there are more sensible than us and enjoy it for what it is - a visitor from elsewhere in the galaxy - a pristine lump of rock and ices which formed around a distant, maybe long-dead star billions of years ago and many light years away, just passing through. Isn’t that wonderful enough?

@reezels paywall? archive.is/WhYDX

paywalled so I can't check but I can guess who these analysts are lol

people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this

Hoop. Nope. Hoop. Nope. HOOP. Nope. HOOP LA. FUCK YEAH.

‘Let’s do the time warp again’ 👄

Spurs playing UCL football next season

@thebennybounce Just trying to imagine you priming and pulling the cord to get a chainsaw started in time before getting ravaged by an army of flying angels

@mickcsmith You mean in heaven or are you talking about my ability to operate a chainsaw in general? Both no anyway

Ripping into these with the doom chainsaw when I get up there

@thebennybounce To the moon

@mickcsmith I’ll look into that one

It's time to invest all your savings in NFTs

@thebennybounce By that theory there's an nft of you shitting on a plastic padded toilet seat out there 😍

@mickcsmith I assume if we can think of it someone else has done it.

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

RIP Chuck Roberts 💔 Songwriter, producer and vocalist Chuck Roberts has died aged 66. Often labelled the “Voice of House Music”, Roberts is best known for his spoken-word sermon on Rhythm Controll’s 1987 track ‘My House’ — which starts with the iconic phrase “In the beginning there was jack”. According to a statement, Roberts passed away “peacefully” at his home in Illinois on June 6 following a battle with cancer. Among those to have paid tribute to Roberts is Terry Hunter, who shared the news on Facebook, writing: “I can’t believe I’m writing this! RIP Chuck The Voice Roberts!!!! In the Beginning There Was Jack!” Mixmag visited Roberts in 2018 to record his inspiring sermon around New York, watch it below 🙏