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Trump: "If I wasn't elected, we wouldn't have a country right now"

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One thing is very clear. BJP governments have no concept of aesthetics. All the new buildings being constructed in UP are the worst possible designs that there could have been. The Hajratganj street lights are tacky and terrible. Cheap designs. Cheap implementation.

We’ve reached a point where urban infra debates are stuck between two extremes: “nature lovers” who don’t want a single tree touched, and infra maximalists who are fine bulldozing everything. Real life doesn’t work like that. Take Mumbai. The city has very few major roads to move people in and out, and a lot of traffic gets funneled through the same choke points toward Nashik and Gujarat. When those jam up, everything slows down. Projects like the Versova–Bhayander coastal road aren’t random vanity projects -- they’re meant to take pressure off these overloaded routes and improve connectivity. Yes, there’s an environmental cost. Around 45,000 mangroves are affected, but only a part of that is permanently lost, with the rest planned for restoration or transplantation. There are also compensatory plantations mandated. You can still disagree with the trade-off, that’s fair -- but expecting “zero impact” infra in a dense, land-starved city like Mumbai just isn’t realistic. At the same time, let’s not pretend everything is perfect on the infra side either. Mumbai has spent a lot of time, money, and political focus on road projects -- coastal roads, flyovers, connectors. What the city actually needed more of was massive investment in public transport -- faster metro rollout, expansion of BEST fleet, upgrades to suburban rail, and better last-mile connectivity. Roads help, but they don’t solve the core problem of moving millions of people efficiently. Same story with cycling. People keep pushing cycle lanes like they’ll fix everything overnight. But the ground reality in India is different -- cycling is still seen as a fallback, and most people want to move away from it as incomes rise. You can’t just paint lanes on broken roads and expect people to switch. Cycling works in cities that already have strong public transport, proper footpaths, and strict control over encroachments. Without that, it’s just cosmetic. Mangroves matter. Public transport matters. Roads matter. But treating any one of these as untouchable while ignoring everything else is how cities get stuck. Urban planning is always about trade-offs and right now, we’re just arguing in extremes instead of dealing with reality.

Only a dumb fucking fool would want to cycle in Mumbai's summer or monsoon. We don't really get winter, so that makes the climate hostile throughout the year. Never understood this upper class dehati obsession with cycles.

impressionado com o resultado do antes e depois dessa rinoplastia

‘Palestine’ yesterday, Cuba today. One massive grift.

If he doesn't steal it then someone else will

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll bet you $500 that I can bite my own eyeball.” The bartender thinks about it and says, “It’s a bet!” The man proceeds to take out his glass eye and bite down on it. The bartender is pissed off at his own stupidity for taking the bet. He hands over the money. Then the man says, “Ahhh. I feel bad. I’ll give you a chance to make back your money. I will bet you 500 more dollars that I can bite my other eyeball.” Now the bartender knows that this guy cannot possibly have two glass eyeballs, so he takes the bet. The guy, laughing, takes out his fake teeth and makes them bite his other eyeball! Regretfully, and angrily, the bartender hands over another $500! “Okay…okay! I really do feel bad for taking your money. If you will, take one more bet for me and most likely you can make back your $1000. If you will slide an empty glass down the bar, I will bet you $1000 that I can run full speed and piss into that glass while I’m running. But… this is going to be difficult, so you have to give me two chances!” Well, the bartender knows that this is impossible, so again, he takes the bet. He needs his money back! The man lowers his pants, and the bartender yells, “Ready, set, go!!!” He slides the glass and the man starts to run, and urine goes everywhere except in the glass. The man with no pants says, “That’s alright… I get one more try, remember?” So, the bartender again slides the glass, and the pantless man takes off running, with urine going all over the bar, splashing onto the bottles on the shelf behind the bar, and even on the bartender himself. The bartender is elated. Jumping up and down and laughing hysterically, he screams, “I knew you couldn’t do that! Give me my money back!” At the same time, a man at a nearby table yells, “Godda**it!” The bartender says, “What’s your problem?!” The angry man says, “He bet me $10,000 that he could piss all over your bar and all over you and that you would jump up and down and be excited about it!”

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