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My mom crowd surfing @AllTimeLow lol so god damn funny! I love this

@UltraMi @MiamiMusicWeek #ultra #ULTRA25 I passed out almost 200 thick booty Pokémon cards. I’ve got about 40 left. 👀 so far about 20-30 people found me from my posts haha

@ultra I passed out almost 200 thick booty Pokémon cards lol 😂 I got 40 left 👀 for today. Find the thick booty pikachu pearler and that’ll be me 😉 so far about 20-30 people have found me from my posts

There is a Miami ultra resale page for tickets with 10k followers that are ran by scam accounts on fb lol they blocked me for calling the page out lol. I want to flag it but now I can’t

BTSM!!!!

@DailyLoud Went to scratch his cock but hit the Glock

Man accidentally shoots himself during interview

I posted my big booty Pokémon on radiate it got famous at #EDCOrlando and people kept going up to a dude with a totem saying are you the dude with thick booty Pokémon!? Anyways I found him we friends now

@isaperezxx HahHhh GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANDDDDDDD AHHAHhhHh that’s great

I’m screaming

There’s a guy on tiktok who owns a company where you can complain about your boss anonymously and he goes to your work and cuss them out for you 😂

Maybe just me but I hate seeing onlyfans posts all over the rave radiate app…I just wanna see festival content lol

My thick booty Pokémon cards I’d be handing out at the next rave lol

Normal people just buy a salt lamp. White people buy one : *licks it* yep that’s real salt

@Dest182 Hahahahahhaa yep

When you stop for food after the rave

I dressed up as BANE for @DasEnergiFest

I feel If you need a bumper sticker saying to not tailgate you. You’re probably the problem

My buddy showed @Borgore his fan that read “show me your dick” and this was his reaction

Damn assassination attempt and now all the alcohol be gone.

So a co worker typically sends me funny videos or articles. Anyways at work he sent me an article. I didn’t get a chance to read it so I txt back LOL looks like a great read! Upon reading it…it was his grandmas obituary, he was letting me know he needs bereavement

@WhatWeWitnessed When instructions are unclear when someone says ass or gas ⛽️

@Dest182 lol 😂 noooo I been wanting to post this lol 😂 cause I’ll be high at the gym laughing and forget to post lol 😂 been wanting to post this for like 2 weeks hahaha I think deeply on my jokes as you see lol

@mickeymousehulk Are you saying this because I sent you a bald reel hahahaha

I’ll make bald 🧑‍🦲 jokes since I’m bald. Or I’ll point out peoples nice hair. And I swear there is always people who say “just grow it out” like……I’m bald bro lol 😂 my hair is receded lol if it grows out I look like I got my ass beat by a weed wacker lol 😂 I don’t choose this!