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$FF relaunch is complete. Thank you to everyone for your support, this is going to be huge for $BURGERS some day!

@BurgersOnBase @blockaid_ @blockaid_ was confused. It's a hamburger, not a scamburger 😂

$Burgers was INCORRECTLY labeled as a scam by @blockaid_ and the matter has been swiftly RESOLVED. Thank you for your quick response to the matter, Blockaid.

@DoomerOnBaseCTO @brian_armstrong Kill em $DOOMER

@brian_armstrong I lost my job because of you

There’s a generational shift happening, and Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capture it: 1) The onchain economy has reached escape velocity 2) Coinbase's full stack platform is powering it 3) The next frontier is agentic and on Coinbase Our thesis is simple: crypto is the best form of money, and the infrastructure will overhaul the existing financial system. If it involves money, it will involve crypto. Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capitalize on this transformation. Some highlights from our earnings today: - Gained share in both spot and derivatives globally, reaching an all-time high in crypto trading volume market share - Saw huge growth in derivatives trading volume, driven by our Everything Exchange - 10x increase in stablecoin transaction volume on @base - USDC on our platform hit another all-time high - >90% of onchain agentic stablecoin transaction volume is on Base - 12 consecutive quarters of net native unit inflows- customers have been adding more crypto to Coinbase every quarter

@ajovic236 The whole world is DOOMED

Not only are we doomed, we are aiding in our own doom. -- Captain $DOOMER

@DoomerOnBaseCTO $DOOMER 👀

May the fourth be with you!

@DoomerOnBaseCTO @WatcherGuru Fully DOOMED

@WatcherGuru Doomer Zuckerberg

JUST IN: $META crashes 10%, wiping out $175,000,000,000 from its market cap today.

@DoomerOnBaseCTO Lol

@BurgersOnBase What kind of asshole doesn't like $BURGERS ?

It’s charity coin season. The ticker is $Burgers. 8 months old, over $6,000 donated so far. Help us feed the hungry. 0x06a05043eb2c1691b19c2c13219db9212269ddc5

@ajovic236 It's always dark at $DOOMER.

Welcome to the dark side of the moon, Artemis 2. -- Captain $DOOMER

@Aska_Swaggoner @DoomerOnBaseCTO 🤡🤡

@DoomerOnBaseCTO Fuck your AI slop, listen to REAL music open.spotify.com/artist/6qUDhaW…

Happy birthday $DOOMER! 🎂 2 depressing years on Base 😭 Looking forward to many more years of nihilistic doom🚬

@DoomerOnBaseCTO With all of the bad news in this world 🌎, this is a nice break ❤️ Happy Bday $DOOMER @base #StaysReal

@DoomerOnBaseCTO Still here, still doomed 😂