Micaela Teps

Will my insurance pay for my IUD to be diamond studded?

I have come out of my twitter hibernation to say one thing: Spas should take afterpay.

@fake_jaris Thyme in all soups and broths. Thyme and lemon marinated chicken. Thyme is also a key ingredient in Cajun spice so you could make a bunch of jambalaya

Grimes after breaking up with Elon Musk

I would be more shocked to find out @chrisdelia wasn't a predator...

@ConnMan520 Hell yes

@ConnMan520 @IamTheDangerKid @LWMaine No no no I said no mayo mustard...maybe ketchup drizzle on top

@AdamGFerguson @ConnMan520 @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Cheers

@ConnMan520 @AdamGFerguson @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier

@ConnMan520 @AdamGFerguson @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Favorite TV shows?

U better believe I'm not going to an open mic until this corona situation is under control

It’s very clear that the oscars are becoming the grammy’s

Hustlers was ROBBED god damn it.

Can’t wait 4 @elonmusk to cryogenically freeze himself.

@ConnMan520 Ug I know it would be great

I think I’ve been attracted to @jackblack since my glands started producing pheromones.

@joeythecomposer Like actually. The latitudinal mark for where many vines stop growing up on trees is in like central Massachusetts. #botanybaby

One of the biggest differences between northern and southern New England is the amount of botanical vines per capita

@fake_jaris FUCK

@a_youngpilgrim At first I liked this with teacher account...whoops

Tried to make an off the cuff clit joke, but I just couldn't find it