Michael Kowalski

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Michael Kowalski

Michael Kowalski

@micycle

It's barely worth tweeting something your younger self would understand. Pro-woke, wannabe SJW

London, England Katılım Haziran 2008
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Michael Kowalski
Michael Kowalski@micycle·
Wish I got to ask Sunak a question at one of these things. Mine would be: “It feels like everything in the country is broken but you just keep wanging on about tax cuts. Is that because you don’t know how to fix anything so thought you’d bung us a bribe instead?”
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"why is that parties make promises but when they get in nothing happens". Ooh, I know the answer to this one! It's because the public are idiots who want magical promises
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So, I bought Mary Poppins on DVD from a charity shop this lunchtime and now Glynis Johns has died…
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Michael Kowalski
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Oh Kier. You can’t sell hope when you look sad
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Michael Kowalski
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I think OpenAI are trying to demonstrate that we need artificial intelligence because the human variety isn’t working too well
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Michael Kowalski
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The truly bizarre thing about all this Rwanda nonsense is that it very obviously won’t stop a single boat 🤷‍♂️
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Poor old Gove, eh. Though making an enemy of him doesn’t usually go well…
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Michael Kowalski
Michael Kowalski@micycle·
I can hear the sound of evaporating moats
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Michael Kowalski
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Pothole hotline is the new traffic cone hotline
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Michael Kowalski
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The only AI product I want is a watering can that can tell how much water each plant needs
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Wondering if a flea circus has flea clowns
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