Middle Age Riot

"Usha Vance had sex with JD four times?"

Even with dangerously understaffed hospitals, toxic wildfire smoke, and diarrhea lettuce, this guy is still America's greatest health crisis.

Booing Donald Trump is the closest thing to a national anthem for the world.

LEFT: Two-time winners of World Cup. RIGHT: Ten-time loser of Iran War.

BREAKING: Donald Trump leaves World Cup final after woke halftime show fails to mention rigged 2020 election.

WORLD CUP TRIVIA: Donald Trump is a pedophile.

The insistence on historical accuracy that Republicans are imposing on Christopher Nolan's Odyssey was nowhere to be found when Mel Gibson had this guy playing Jesus Christ.

SHOWN: Air Force One Ton.

BELOW: Donald Trump, out for a leisurely stroke.

I thought you assholes hated pronouns.

BREAKING: The US Mint is printing a new coin honoring the loser of the 2020 presidential election.

The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.

ICE agents are cosplay betas who order blooming onions as entrées.

On the one hand, this is bullshit. On the other hand, this is horseshit.

JOKE: A pedophile, a felon, and a rapist drive their motorcade into an empty reflecting pool.

Harrison Ford is 84 years old today and Donald Trump is a child rapist.

FACT: If this is your profile picture, you're a dipshit.

Sudden illness, meet Donald Trump.

UNFUN FACT: The water used to cool the circuits that generated this AI bullshit is worth more than Mitch McConnell.

BELOW: When you sacrifice your few remaining principles for the sake of political survival but die anyway.