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Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.

Katılım Eylül 2016
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Trump University. Trump Casino. Trump Steaks. Trump Water. Trump Wine. Trump Vodka. Trump Airlines. Trump Mortgage. Trump Magazine. Trump Entertainment. Trump Foundation. Nothing could be more on-brand than the Trump War being an expensive failure.
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If you can’t stop talking about your cognitive test, you need a cognitive test.
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BELOW: Trump pantomimes a three-way with Putin and Netanyahu.
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ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S TRUMP QUIZ 1. Pedophile 2. Pedophile 3. Pedophile 4. Pedophile 5. Child rapist
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BELOW: In response to plummeting poll numbers, Donald Trump orders another assassination attempt from Temu.
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"Goddamn it, if only I had built a ballroom."
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I miss the good old days when I didn't know Charlie Kirk was married.
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BELOW: Six good reasons why Supreme Court justices should not be appointed for life.
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"86" is an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, or cancel someone or something. Not murder. So, 86 the fuck out of 47.
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If you built a hundred fuck you factories that made fuck you 24 hours a day you still wouldn't have enough fuck you for this goon.
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BELOW: Secret Service agents protect Donald Trump from violence he incited.
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You know what's more secure than a big new ballroom? Prison.
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Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.
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Donald Trump: "Iran is something that was essentially over in two or three days." Also Donald Trump: "We estimated it would take approximately four to six weeks and we're way ahead of schedule." Also also Donald Trump: "Don't rush me. We were in Vietnam for 18 years."
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It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to wreck the economy.
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FACT: The male loneliness epidemic is directly linked to the MAGA douchebag outbreak.
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According to the Republican Party, there are two types of elections in the United States: fair elections they win, and rigged elections they lose.
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The man most responsible for the health and well-being of the American people breathes like an asthmatic cow giving birth to a Buick LeSabre.
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Republicans: "It's not fair! When we gerrymander, it's to make us win. When Democrats gerrymander, it's to make us lose."
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Q: What do Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Marjorie Taylor Greene all have in common? A: They have all turned against Donald Trump for reasons other than him raping children.
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