Scott Middleton

"ADRIAN!!!!!!!!" Of course Jurgen Klopp has gone full Rocky Balboa on us 😂 🎤 @DesKellyBTS

And with the cinnamon tempeh reubens on?🥵🙈 #sheeesh

@_JessicaDavies “We don’t need you, we don’t need you, we don’t need you, we don’t need you....did you hear us? We don’t need you....why aren’t you listening to us!!!??”😭😭😭😭

Surprise, bitches.

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When the bouncer is checking yer id twitter.com/AndrewBurnie/s…

The amount of times I hear Johnson or one of his lackeys say “you just need to believe” suggests the entire plan for Brexit is based on that scene in Hook where they imagine a big dinner.

people always act like working from home is so different than being in an office when really we do the same shit. drink coffee, answer emails, have 3 or 4 wanks throughout the day, take phone calls, eat lunch at a desk. it’s really very similar! :)

Fuck yes. See you there ladies.

@cancelledjesus Och right that’s enough!

@cancelledjesus K thanks Ben

@cancelledjesus Don’t worry you’re fine in the house.

Wonder if Matt Damon likes orange Calippos .. you just can't tell from his acting , very frustrating.

@RealMattLucas Honour-stly it’s so annoying!

cub scouts srsly can u knot

@SteadyTheo Daniel Bed In Fields

Oi what is a proper nice/posh bed company. Like 2 chains level bed?

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@RealMattLucas Congratulations! Do be good don’t be bad.

I am Prime Minister

Sounds like a Muse lyric.

@laikaasuicide_ I lived in Australia for two years and dreamt daily of a Scottish Chinese. I’m on board with that.

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