The Midnight Shield

Yes, the correct plural is passersby

Little known John Dillinger fact, his grave, located in Indianapolis' Crown Hill Cemetery, is covered in iron and concrete. Not because they're trying keep grave robbers out, but it's too keep his undead zombie from stealing the wallets of passersby.

Why not also check out the Kurt Vonnegut Museum and learn interesting things about him, like that his name is spelled Vonnegut

Oh, in case anyone is wondering where we've been, we've been social media-ly distancing. You can never be too careful. We always wondered how the founders got masks over those epic beards.

Getting bored of General Sessions? Why not explore the Catacombs of Indianapolis. Dating back to the 1880s, you might find a brother or two who got lost trying to not get caught in a walk-of-shame.

We apologize for not being there, but we accidentally set our calendar to common core and couldn't figure out if we were in July or Junetober.

Sitting through all of the general sessions at GAC and waiting for one tweet from the @midnight_shield @midnightshield and I’m just...

These steep registration costs have been tough for us. We're still hunting through the couch cushions hoping we can find enough spare change.

@JHGrove3 This is the correct account. Hope to see you in Seattle

Guess we're done for this bienium. See y'all in 2 years. LEDN #PhiPsiGAC

@bartell_greg and he's not wearing his past president or SC badge #PhiPsiGAC

@midnightshield Sequels suck. t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A…

@PhiKappaPsi banquet #WeMissCollie #PhiPsiGAC

What not to do a banquet. Commendeer a microphone and tell everyone you're an ass clown. Classless #PhiPsiGAC

Congrats to the new EC! 1st order of business - get us a pool for the next GAC. #PhiPsiGAC #MakeGACPoolAgain

@PhiKappaPsi Grievance Committee, have your grandkids print you a copy #PhiPsiGAC

Whew! That last vote was testy. Need a dip in the pool to cool off! #PhiPsiGAC #MakeGACPoolAgain

@midnightshield work harder not smarter