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11:23 pm he’s been dead asleep halfway across the house. i silently crept to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and who shoves open the door 5 seconds later? my sweet bathroom protector

without fail 100% of the time, no matter if he’s rooms away or dead asleep, every single time i pee my cat will nose open the bathroom door and stand guard with his tail on my leg until i’m done. keeps me safe from the toilet monster

is anyone out there hip to the split pea soup guy on tiktok. i am fully entirely obsessed

‘are you pregnant or are you just so very very fat’ finally watching inventing anna & while her accent is so annoying i am already invested

Guess who's still fat for june

oh man. cary elwes as westley is so insanely hot. especially the duel with mandy patinkin with his mask. wowie

shell haul!

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

@skinnyyfern AHAHAHAHA never!

sent this pic to my friends and i’m crying at my fuck ass thumb. she just be like that

walked all day without the boot just my ankle brace & while im very proud of myself for that i am now sore so back to the boot we go

my grandma and her helpful gardener cat!

@yulirritating HAHAHA i gave it to my bf he loves it

@midnightxity hardest shirt ive ever seen in my life

i ordered a full albatross costume (friend is big t swift fan & its her bday don’t ask) but apparently i added other things to my order (i was drunk) bc What the fuck is that

Cancel summer im still fat

i’d love to hangout with u just let me lose 30 pounds first

how i feel everywhere i go

i’m irritated as FUCK everything that could go wrong is going wrong

reading the rose code and got to an insanely devastating part and just had to put it down and stare at the wall for a few minutes. kate quinn i love you but you always hurt me.

@SEXYVlLLAlN wait ………. why did they …. what . bring back my dilfy steve wtf

@midnightxity HE IS!!! AS FUCK ESPECIALLY IN THIS SHOW LIKE OKAYYYYY

watching the four seasons show mostly for dilfy steve carrell