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fighting on the bus is soooooo poor like lol girl we’re on the bus

Im soooooooooo drunk @slayyyter Slayyyteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr 😭😭😭😭

wash your monkey monday clog the toilet for no reason tuesday white girl wasted wednesday thursday gay guy friday

Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!

tried a new brand of pre-ground turkey and it literally tasted like bus stop bench

@insideplant yes plssssss

made the promise to myself to read 50 good books this year and after 4 months have gone by I’ve read 0

watched the substance with cute guy this last weekend and he kept getting upset because i knew the movie’s whole plot strictly from twitter gift 😭😭😭

hoes comparing themselves to me they dont even got a library card

I don’t think you ever really liked me You love dating and I love to party

pretzels for din din

took the weekend to visit Paris and Italy

Conversation with my 26 year old coworker went exactly like this

oh you work as a consultant? oh you love pickleball on the weekends? do you love a chill night in? should we get the truffle fries and aioli? is your favorite book the seven habits of highly effective people?

on Amtrak with oomf and she looks out the window, points, and says “Amish people” with a wide grin 😭😭😭 I love her

Moses parted the Red Sea because he knew there was mertrade on the other side….

Creating a blue lives matter flag but for door dash drivers

life’s a rollercoaster but i’m tall enough to ride

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!