the hero

i used to say “nothing ever happens…” but things do happen. ripples make waves. what constitutes a “happening?” nuclear annihilation? it is a cowardly position. they move the threshold for “happening”. just draw a new line. the chinese measure plans in centuries for a reason.

see back in my day, we used to do ‘shirts vs skins’ in gym class… then the wokes came in and changed it. now we have to do ‘poopjeets vs porkistanis’.

i have always had this psychotic fascination with going into a barnes and noble, expelling a disgusting diarrhea shit spray in bathroom and wiping my ass with the book. some guy will open his copy of anthony bourdain: kitchen confidential to a random shit-crusted page and scream.

if your roommate brings an unattractive girl back and kicks you out, you think “let him have his fun. let me be a good guy”… when it’s a hot girl, you suddenly find yourself muttering in cursed tongues, spitting poison, you want to flay him. you want to shoot them both to death.

we have already seen the end of the traditional podcast. audiobooks are replacing their traditional form. the only way the podcast survives now is chopped into short-form by some indian editor on whop with flashy transitions and graphics.

america has no remaining mythological beasts but sometimes you can see an obese 6’5 guy standing in the grocery store gripping a pack of sugar-free bagels with his monstrous hands, trying to decipher the nutrition facts. an alien language to him. truly the nephilim of our time.

cities can’t burn down anymore. you only see isolated fires. mostly result of US zoning laws. even cramped lower-income neighborhoods are brick and mortar. you only see things burn individually during riots. the song of ice and fire. only a winter storm can kill the poor.

this is the final straw… hezbollah just created 10 million sergeant moshe yitzchak hacohen katz’s….

my fellow americans… israe- er the west needs our help. all they need is your credit card number and the three digit code on the back… the public must prepare for total war… totalen krieg… millions will starve… billions dead… skulls scattered across the imperium…

trump’s immunity to scandal and character attack and career-ruining gaffes is the perfect example of why you should never apologize for anything and always double down

Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.

you don’t really hear much about about vice presidents. more about legendary generals or cabinet secretaries (henry kissinger for example). veeps have to try to make a name for themselves. like dick cheney or spiro agnew. they have to be pulling strings or fucking things up.

contrary to popular belief, the underground railroad was neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.

i’ll never forget 9th grade history class. teacher was explaining WW1 trench raids and this girl with meticulous, color-coded, cornell-style notes asks “wait um what was that? grenade? clarify pls” and after explanation, wrote “small explosive projectile (releases shrapnel)…”

one of the most precious memories with my dad was on a train in rome. i showed him a news article about a bunch of indians arrested for gang-raping a monitor lizard and he laughed so hard reading the headline that he sprayed orange juice from nose. the entire train stared at us.

martyrdom is ingrained in their soul. from hussain and the massacre at karbala… they are an ancient race. they do not fear death. a fat-fingered orc of the burger empire can issue fire and brimstone and annihilation from a button on his laptop. who is the real evil?

my opinion on the shiites has completely changed. every regime figure killed in these past few weeks has been a poet, a philosopher, pious and disciplined. it’s really sad. they are a beautiful culture. americans and global petrocracy have nothing. a sterile, vapid culture.

Noticing a racial caste system in the hierarchy of Iran Political elites (ie, Larjani, his successor Jalili): Nordid-Iranid, mesocephalic/dolichocephalic Generals: Upper Paleolithic Caucasus HGs & East Alpinids, brachycephalic

college is a litmus test. gauges whether you can balance degen behavior and ability to perform at a high level. “gpa doesn’t matter” ya it does. it proves i’m cracked. it is a test of the will.