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u look lik u have a pink pussy LOL im joking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BYEEEEE

@fxxdg1 Make money in the US, move to another country, die happy

imma slave away my whole life to in the end still have nothing awesome world we live in bro

@alcohol_enj0yer I have only a little bit of my whiskey left, do I finish it tn? It won’t be enough to get properly drunk

AND ANOTHAAAA ONEEE all my followers will take shots w me rn

@alcohol_enj0yer I don’t deserve good things :/

@midwestvvampire delete this ts looks like SHIT

Tacos with no toppings. I don’t deserve toppings :((

@BORDSTEINN I love your hate for performative men ❤️‍🩹

fuckass performative man we def had to see your stomach to guess your height

@demenishki It’s an addiction

how i feel like buying my first ever rolex

@alcohol_failure I’ll feed you water out of my blehhh :c sized gerbil water feeding apparatus

im never beating the pathetic and dependent allegations am i

@mukankie @looksmaxxerrr the truth is a below attractive women has much more dating value than an above attractive man, and that’s brutal 😭😭

@looksmaxxerrr I was out with a BORDERLINE ltb honestly sub3 woman and she showed me she had over 400 likes on tinder, unfrauded pics too. online dating is completely destroying woman's sense of value (water)

I ran a Tinder Experiment with Elias De Poot, one of the top male models I tried to use the most normal pics of him possible so no one could say “they thought he was a model.” 33 matches and 3 likes, only 2 girls messaged first, both monkeys The state of the average women was not good imo, 3-4 PSL and we’re mostly fat or the feminist type. These are the best looking ones Ran this shit for a day, results are disappointing imo. Appeal theory taking another W and another PSL icon sent to an early grave APPEAL MOGS EVERYTHING

@riskmaxxing I kid you not I had a convo w an irl yday and he was telling me he enjoy the monotony of a 9-5 and doesn’t really want to work his way up 😭 I was baffled bro

in the not-so-distant future we’ll be analyzing the brain of the employim with the same kind of curious fascination we now reserve for neanderthals

@riskmaxxing Paying your taxes is bootlicking, if you aren’t laundering or washing money you are goy cattle

if paying your taxes was actually important they’d teach that shit in school

@Ry4nsgh0st It’s okay ❤️‍🩹 been a year and I’ve come to terms with everything. Many lessons learned

@midwestvvampire I’m sorry :(

I don’t miss arguing, I don’t miss the sex for the most part, I don’t miss the complaining, or ungratefulness, and I don’t miss any of the bs that came with a relationship. But I definitely do miss taking care of someone.

I’d kill ALL of my moots to eat this rn Yes including you

@alcohol_enj0yer Sorry I’m a tease 💔

@midwestvvampire u have no other pics of it on your account u teasing bitch

cute caption

@alcohol_enj0yer they are all shirtless pictures and I don’t want to be one of the twitter performative dude sluts

just did my cardio through chopping wood should have been her tho 🙄

you don’t get to 40 X followers without making enemies

@alcohol_enj0yer Indeed it is

@midwestvvampire is that a tokyo ghould inp tattoo

@Son_ImSleep She comforted me through two ex’s and also took my side 🥹 that’s why imma take her out on my bday. They don’t make women like that anymore

Shout out to the women that let you double back for years

@esotericfawnn I’m funny too sometimes ❤️‍🩹

@midwestvvampire oh so ur hot

@alcohol_enj0yer Thank you for being real

@midwestvvampire no 🤍🤍🤍

wedding outfit. I’m the only non Arab person attending 😭