Bobby Meatball

@Everton @RichySouthern 😂😂😂😂☝️

@NUFCThreatLevel They must have seen us leave the bar on Wednesday night about 130am? And knew we were easy targets even with zipped shorts , I had no money or they would have had that , but I can’t remember even any1 around us in that street but the bizzys must have clocked them .No1 Barca 4 Rob

@NUFCThreatLevel Aye they were very clever , I hadn’t even realised until two undercover coppers on e scooters pulled us up in the street and said you’ve been robbed ! The told us to wait there hoyed a drone up in the sky and found the thieves ( class that ) got me phone back after loads checks

Did anyone have any bother with pickpocketing over there?

Dipped in Barcelona! By there fkn good at it mind 👏

@NUSCuk @GallowgateEnder Same here

@GallowgateEnder Can’t transfer European tickets mate

Does anyone know if you can do the away ticket transfer for Barcelona? @NUSCuk #NUFC

@ItsKieranDrew @Camp4 How did you do that?

@Camp4 Fix your gut is the most overlooked imo. Made big changes to me this year

Aging isn’t linear. You think you’re getting old at 35 or 40. But it hasn’t even begun. You’re still on the gentle slope. 📈 Then, at 45, things go exponential. I don’t say this to demoralize you. I come with good news: You can feel great and perform at a high level into your 50s and beyond. BUT It takes exponentially more effort to match the curve of aging. 🪛 Each year, you have to turn the screws a little tighter: —Lock down your diet —Prioritize sleep —Train mobility —Avoid injuries (and stupid risks) —Fix your gut —Optimize your hormones —Eliminate bad habits Nobody gets out alive. You can’t stop the clock from ticking, but you can make the most of the time you have left. As for me, I’m feeling and performing better than ever at 55—and I plan to keep turning the screws ever-tighter. I suggest you do the same… starting now. Your 55-year-old self will thank you.

@thelittlemans CL maybe a bit late but defo Europa or the other and to that we will probably win it and visit loads made cheap countries along the way !

Just looking at the last 8 games, Chelsea,Liverpool, and Villa seem to be wobbling.Chel/Liv fixtures seem really tough. Does anyone think we could pull off a late push for 4th or 5th?,or have we left it too late?sounds like after the makems we have Bruno&Schar back to help also.

@lori_zizza01 @matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Or one or the other

@miffta @matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Also do you combine these?

7 signs your body is living under high cortisol (& you don't realize it): 1. Waking at 3-4 AM.

@lori_zizza01 @matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Yes I do at night

@nufcpb @GianfrancoShoIa I fkn wouldn’t ! Other way round you mean!!

I’d lose 8-0 against Sunderland to beat Barcelona

@lori_zizza01 @matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Yes these .

@miffta @matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Do you recommend any?

@CraigHope_DM It’s absolutely pathetic way of trying to get the ref on your side haha ans if that was ever going to work ! Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen ! Someone made the suggestion - I wonder if it ever comes out who said it ?

This is weird & immature. Doesn't reflect well on players, captain or manager. It seems deliberate.

@matthew_labosco @FITNESS3M_ Cbd capsules and magnesium tablet

@FITNESS3M_ 100% agreed! What do you find are the best ways to improve sleep quality?

@TaylorandPayne @nufctrust They need to ditch the shit music and let the fans make the noise ! Especially at the end ! After the Man Utd game the music spoilt the celebrations - fkn shite generic songs

As fans we can play our part tonight, we certainly did in that game against PSG. We have to make it a bear pit tonight and make it uncomfortable for Barca. I remember the warm up for this PSG game being louder than most league games #NUFC

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@NUSCuk Mines going from pdf to nfc screen a does not load after clicking add to wallet??

🎟️ Barcelona (H) Tickets We are aware of issues for supporters on iPhone downloading their ticket for tomorrow and have flagged with the club If issues continue, contact the box office in the morning If anyone finds a fix in the meantime, please post below #NUFC

@NUSCuk I’m getting this

@AwayDays_ Very amateur

Police stopped a Middlesbrough coach on route to QPR today to confiscate their alcohol 🍻🤦‍♂️

@CraigHope_DM He was being an absolute cocked tonight I was right. Whine him He whinged from start to finish , kicking water bottles the lot , I usually like him but tonight he was a bell

😡 Pep Guardiola hinting at conspiracy after being hit with two-game touchline ban tonight (he was booked after protesting decision).... #mcfc 🗣️ "When Jeremy Doku dribbles Trippier and goes alone to the box and is being pulled from behind, I'm not asking for a yellow card but it's a foul. I will defend my team. "I will tell you something - we have all the records in this country, all of them, despite everything. We have the record of the manager with the most yellow cards. I want all records and now I have it. "Two game ban now and I will go on holidays the next two games. Oh my god. Oh my god. There are things after 10 years I cannot understand. Review the action. Of course I’m going to defend Doku and all my teams. They continue to do it."

@anymanfitness Bread