rheanna

somebody that knows how to talk to me

“I’m about to be leaning. On your ass” “I don’t even know how you got me so good.”

“That’s dales mommas cake you’re talking about”

“That’s a lot of horse face”

“Spread those wings baby. Suck that fart.”

“Im not a wet squelcher”

“It smells like an egg died in your ass”

Read taylor a text from my aunt to my family group chat and he said “does your family even like each other”

“I’m so.. *tight butthole noise*”

“Your babies cry? Cringe.”

“Oh you can tell when a daiquiri is virgin”

“Go piss your butt, girl”

“Your moms a pipe cleaner”

Evelyn: “where’s your beer can jacket?”

“You’re bothering the other people and the other people is me”

“Just a little hotdog looking” -ev

“Built like a bottle of mustard”-ev

“She got so stressed she farted and died”

“You always piss your butt”

“Oh my god my COLLARS POPPED WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME”

“Hang on I put lotion on and now I can’t carry my soup” -ten minutes later- “YOUR HANDS ARE SLIPPERY”