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@johnpuck1992 He will definitely make an NHL contract next seaosn, it's a no-brain move for some GMs. Why? He is bonus-eligible. You can give him 1 million and then a bonus-laiden deal that comprises of games played, points, goals, etc.

Lolol patrik Laine mental health advocate has been a healthy scratch for Montreal every game hasn’t played since October his career is over

@curedivy @NovemberQueen32 @notkatbaker So yeah, 3" or less fully erect. With a 3" in the MP-world he is packing, so I guess that's something 😎

@NovemberQueen32 @notkatbaker No, it can be 3 inches but it is considered the larger end. So it is basically around 3 inches or less. 4 and up is just small.

Man describes what it is like living with a micropenis:

@curedivy @NovemberQueen32 @notkatbaker A micropenis in adults is generally defined as a stretched penile length (SPL) of less than 7.5 cm (about 2.95 inches). This measurement is typically taken from the pubic bone to the tip of the glans when the penis is stretched, which provides a reliable estimate of erect length

@notkatbaker I got good news for the dude, he doesn't have a micropeen. A micropenis in adults is generally defined as a stretched penile length (SPL) of less than 7.5 cm (2.95 in). This measurement is typically taken from the pubic bone to the tip of the glans when the penis is stretched.

@CS11__ youtube.com/shorts/RXj02xg…

Props to Jason Statham for really stepping out of his comfort zone with this one

@t0nin1 @VFinnishProbs It is Giamanda, not chocolate. The price of Mignon is very much on level with Giamanda.

@VFinnishProbs You eat maybe one in your life so that you can say that you have eaten a Mignon egg. And that is enough. It's expensive and you can get the same tasting chocolate in a lot more convenient form 🤣

Sending condolences to people with hollow eggs 😉

@Meghan_Ottolini But a handbrake turn, now that's a certified panty dropper.

The intentionally loud car thing is inexplicable to me, and extremely annoying. Never, not once, has a woman heard that as an aphrodisiac

@NHL_Muse EK65 started this era of defensemen.

Who had a better peak? Erik Karlsson or Drew Doughty

@gonziver Mr. Virtue Signaling

2500 millones de años para que se genere esa formación geológica y viene un tarado a hacerse un videíto para redes y patearlo.

@Joshwydd_ It was on purpose. They made everyone's light hair darker as the series got more and more dark.

It’s kind of hilarious the writers forgot the Lannisters are blonde. It literally started the show’s plot.

@CaptSnipegoon Where do you get your info from? Tortorella didn't play Laine as center.

Torts is gonna take Marner at center to the next level, do not forget this is the same man who told the world Patrik Laine is a center. This shit show is gonna be epic

@endgovspending @ratlpolicy @elonmusk Only among cars. Among trash bins, it's generic.

@ratlpolicy @elonmusk And way more unique! Unique is cool 😎

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

@DaingenKeltoi He is on IR?

One doesn't hear much praise for and glorification of Patrik Laine by #Montreal #Canadiens fans these days. I wonder why that is? Could it be that he putzed out there, as he did everywhere else?

@Rainmaker1973 She doesn't look like herself anymore

Total transformation She is 66 years old

@garyhaula @BjorkBrodern It doesn't matter. As long as he speaks one of three languages, either Finnish, Swedish, or Sami, he can be Finnish.

@BjorkBrodern he doesn’t speak a word of Finnish and lives on a small island that basically belongs to Sweden

Finnish millionaire Anders Wiklöf was yet again caught speeding and is fined 120,000€ for driving 59KM per hour in a 30 zone. Wiklöf has been caught speeding several times in the last decade, since all fines in Finland are based on the person's income he usually pay big fines. The last time he was caught speeding was in 2023 and he was fined 121,000€. Before that it was in 2018 and he was fined 63,680€ and in 2013 he was fined 95,000. That means he has now paid over 400,000€ in speeding tickets since 2013.

@litteralyme0 It's a funny joke😄But I don't think Snape is a REAL person. Fiction characters are fiction to begin with.

@Habsficionado @Antho_Martineau Just like the team can keep him on the IR and not play him, despite him not being injured. Laine could be elsewhere and collect his payckeck, if he so wanted. It's not a one way road.

@mijolind @Antho_Martineau He needs to be there to collect his money tho

Patrik Laine.🥵

@Habsficionado @Antho_Martineau He wouldn't be there he had decided to retire. He will definitely continue his career, in Montreal or elsewhere.

@Antho_Martineau Il semble garder une bonne attitude ce qui est honorable. Je me demandes si le CH clinch une place en serie, il vont lui faire la courtoisie de le faire jouer au moins un match pour montrer au autres DG quil est encore capable. A moins quil a deja decider de prendre sa retraite

@CultureCrave Folks have been making paintings and statues for a thousand years of Jesus looking like a white bloke, which he most certainly wasn't. He was an Arab Jew and would have been double frisked at the airport.

First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series

@CultureCrave I like Paapa as an actor. I don't know if there was a description in the book that Snape had light skin, but if there was, then probably a bit unnecessary. That being said, it doesn't bother me at all. It's all fantasy. Would be different if it was actual historical figures.