Miguel Swanson

This Take Your Child To Work Day, I had the honor of being protected by some of the toughest agents in town.

Welp, there goes the Denny’s near Downtown Tucson 😔 🥞

I wish the media would stop flattering me all time … it’s a bit much guys ☺️

I love my agent. He called to tell me I just landed an iconic supporting role in the planned sequel to Everything Everywhere All At Once! I’ve never gotten a chance to work with Michelle Yeoh, despite her extensive work in the Star Trek universe, so I am having a bit of a “nerdgasm” about it. The title and timing of the sequel isn’t yet set, but I love the draft being kicked around: “Nothing, Nowhere, Not at All.” Life continues to amaze me, even well into my eighties!

It’s not that Trump should be above the law. It’s that every president, including the ones who authorized torture and had drone kill lists, shouldn’t be either. Trump is a shady real estate developer. They pay off everybody, including porn stars. This seems like a waste of time.

This guy bought twitter so he could get extra likes on posts like this

Algorithm goes open source at noon Pacific Time

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded.

We live in the most interesting of times