Mike Apted

@shawnmyr @chrismunns No range decrease in cold weather either. Less performant in summer heat. 🫎

@chrismunns Pretty good. Just don’t piss it off.

I guess that makes us the 11th province now. When am I issued my moose? 🫎

@mwil20 As Tay would say, you might be OK but you’re not fine at all 😉

I just typed in a few ingredients into google because I thought it would make a good combo and wanted to find some recipe validation. The top result was a post in r/depressionmeals. I'm doing just fine, but my culinary confidence just took a big hit.

Going to #collisionconf next week and want to connect? Come visit myself & the #AWS team! The theater has a great line up of customer & expert speakers. The whole crew is also on hand to answer any questions you have. Looking forward to connecting! #toronto #startups #buildon

@rchrdbyd Is your question “Is this consumer using a queue that doesn’t support visibility timeouts?”

I have some questions

Every. Single. Time.

@rchrdbyd Also: everyone needs an editor

@mikeapted are you a time traveler?

That’s a wrap on Builders’ Fair re:Invent 2023! 🎉 Heartfelt thanks to all the Builders, for their passion & hard work inspiring our attendees with the art or the possible, and the core team 🙏👏🏼 See you in Las Vegas in November! 🎰 #awsreinforce2023 #buildon #buildersfair

@rchrdbyd Apparently. I edited the LinkedIn version but I’m not morally vacant enough to have that capability here. 😂 re:Inforce dammit!

En route to #awsreinforce2023! Feel free to send me a message as I’d love to meet up. Don't miss the Builders’ Fair (Expo Hall). A ton of passion went into creating these projects, showing the art of the possible on AWS, and you can engage with the builders! #aws #awsreinforce

@winterrose Kobayashi Maru. The correct answer is 🇨🇦

If you had to live in SF / the Bay Area where would you live?

@chrismunns "Big if true" <tongue_cheek_dot_gif>

There’s dumb takes and then there’s something that redefines dumb. This is down the hill from there… 🙄

@rchrdbyd Come on, man! I just sat down with a glass of wine 😆

I don't know who needs to hear this, but re:Invent starts in 195 days.

@chrismunns @onepeloton Gonna call that the “reverse scorpion”. Been bent the other way crashing on skis/snowboard but that looks more dangerous. 🦂

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me dawg. @onepeloton

It’s that time of year at Amazon. Great to see so many of my amazing colleagues announcing their well-deserved promotions! 🎉🎊👏 It’s a non-trivial process to navigate. Here's to celebrating your accomplishments & wishing you continued success in your careers! 🥂 #teamwork

Reminder that you can join us (virtually) tonight for a discussion of #eventdrivenarchitecture from both a theory and a practice perspective. Looking forward to seeing you there & hearing from Krish Perumal about their experiences at Cedience! #serverless meetup.com/serverless-tor…

@rchrdbyd @mreferre We sure it wasn’t NaN Sales Manager?

@mreferre no no no. they were a Naan Sales Manager. they're the breadwinner for the org.

I see an update on LinkedIn that someone at $vendor won the "best NON sales manager award" and I can't help wondering how much they value "NON sales manager". "Hey! Your role is weird and we have no idea what you do but... here is a nice pen?".

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📣🚨 AWS Impact Accelerator Latino Founders cohort is now accepting applications! Check out the details below and if you have any questions please reach out. 🚀 #startups #aws

One more time for the kids in the back! Come learn about #serverless in #CICD, #event driven #architecture, #dataengineering, and changing the relationship between your business and your #data.