Michael Ashbaugh

@NBCNews This guy is freaking pathetic.

Florida Gov. DeSantis says he's directing his state government to launch an inquiry into Bud Light's parent company over its partnership with transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney. nbcnews.com/politics/polit…

@TottenhamTiers @garyjacob Love Harry and it breaks my heart to say it, but let him go if that is what he wants.

Harry Kane won’t sign new #Tottenham deal and is keen on Bayern. [@garyjacob] 🥇

@TheSpursExpress @SamiMokbel81_DM Skywalk Tour Guide?

🚨🥇| #Tottenham ready to offer Harry Kane post-playing career role as part of bid to get him to sign a new contract, along with a pay raise which would see his weekly wage exceed £400,000. @SamiMokbel81_DM

@TalkTHFC__ @laiatudel A Trophy you say?

🚨 🎖️ | JUST IN: FC Barcelona will play the 2023 Joan Gamper Trophy match against Tottenham Hotspur on 9th August. #THFC [@laiatudel]

I'll always remember my Dad joking around with me doing the whole "Stan. Guy. Love tha show" bit in his best Yinzer accent. What started as goof grew into a tremendous amount of respect and admiration over the years. RIP to Stan Savran. A true Pittsburgh legend.

@m_mendo20 @WrestleOps He will break the Devil's back and make him humble.

Former WWF Champion & legendary icon, The Iron Sheik has sadly passed away at the age of 81, RIP 🙏

@NBCNews A secret weapon that will enable him to shoot his own dick off?

Sen. Steve Daines is the man in charge of retaking the Senate for Republicans in 2024. And he thinks he has a secret weapon: former President Trump. nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…

@Pirates BUCN

@CalgaryCrippler @rcather10 @DrainBamager If the buy rate ends up being down a bit, they have to look back at their build over the past several weeks. It was pretty middling, which is a shame because this is, by all accounts, one of the best PPVs that AEW has put on to date.

MJF's promo on the Media Scrum. LMFAO. Calls himself the Best Wrestler in the World and mildly references CM Punk... AGAIN.

@JoshYohe_PGH I've taken to parking on the North Shore and riding the T over to Steel Plaza from there. A bit out of the way depending on which direction you are coming from, but better than dealing with the traffic around PPG, IMO.

Now that Twitter is working again, just wanted to say that I’m still worked up about traffic situation around PPG 24 hours later. I’m surprised the Penguins aren’t more publicly angry about it. It’s absolutely hurting their business. Total display of inefficiency and ineptitude.

@AlasdairGold Get well soon, Hugo!

Hugo Lloris set to miss 6-8 weeks with ligament damage after a challenge late in the win against City. Time for Fraser Forster to come in. The Frenchman isn't expected to need an operation at this stage.

@dany_wambui @SpursOfficial Lol, cursed image!

@SpursOfficial It was weird supporting you, but the situation at hand brought us together for todays game

A day to remember 💙

@washingtonpost He's a piece of trash. There, I saved y'all a click.

What made George Santos lie so much? Understanding his deception. wapo.st/3DB9Emm

@SpursOfficial Best goatee in the business. Good luck out there, Doc.

We have mutually agreed to the termination of Matt Doherty’s contract to enable him to join another club. Thank you for everything, Doc 💙

@d_wray @barstoolsports @BarstoolPhilly Cringe

@barstoolsports @BarstoolPhilly I don't want to live in a neighborhood full of Democrat voters.

What a beautiful back deck view! @BarstoolPhilly

@ThePoniExpress @ChrisMuellerPGH @DonChed54 It depends on the specific Chipotle store, but there is a marked drop off in service/quality over the past few years. It honestly feels like it started to get bad when they began doing the online/app orders. Just can't properly keep up with their staffing.

I tried to make a point to start today's show by discussing the declining quality of Chipotle and @ChrisMuellerPGH and @DonChed54 looked at me like I was crazy. I can't be the only person who's noticed this.

@thegameawards Mass Effect 2!

Before it’s too late…scream out your favorite game of all time!

@Geo_AW The only person excited to see Ronaldo in the past week, apparently.

RONALDO AND SPEED FINALLY MEET BRUH

@IGN RIP. A true legend.

Kevin Conroy, the legendary voice of Batman in Batman The Animated Series, the Arkham trilogy, and much more, has died at the age of 66.

These last few years have really done a number on the whole Elon Musk is some Tony Stark-esque billionaire genius narrative, huh? What a dolt.