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@ATLiverpool_ @TheLfcKop Owen said himself that his issues were genetic and same recurring injuries across his family.

@TheLfcKop Absolutely dusted at a young age due to overplaying them Owen especially

What do 50% of that list have in common?.....

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

I promise, no matter how prepared you think you are, you are not ready for the actual image they used 😳

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page. It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection. Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do. Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades. The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water. It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left. The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero. When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

@Max12_11 @HitchenzPSG Second half atmosphere when we were on the front foot was a proper European night. First half was hit and miss and dead after the goal.

@HitchenzPSG What do you mean? I thought for a European night the atmosphere was quite average from us. You’d be surprised be the noise if we scored the first goal😂 but respect

En faite je comprends pourquoi l’année dernière les supporters de Liverpool disaient qu’Anfield c’était l’enfer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 faut le voir pour le croire

@FPLFella My fpl rival nailed it

@adnaaan433 Can I see Curtis Jones please?

Introducing New Visualization: Under Pressure Activity For the first time tried to make a viz with very detailed stats. Let's start with Pedri. You can ask for any other players. #Analysis

@mikebouchard834 @_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens "or his supporters". engage your fucking brain.

@mikeiom86 @_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens So the new spurs manager is a rapist now. Engage your fucking brain man you dont have to breathe in the narrative. By all means have an opinion, but make it your own.

It’s perfectly reasonable for a woman (or anyone else) to be unhappy about their club hiring someone who went above and beyond to launder the reputation of a man credibly accused of domestic & sexual abuse, and if you think that’s ‘woke’ your brain has been rotted by the internet

@mikebouchard834 @_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens rather extreme hyperbole from people not wanting a person they view as a woman abuser or his supports to play for or manage your football club.

@mikeiom86 @_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens So we might as well nail gun offenders. Is that your take?

@mikebouchard834 @_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens Indefinitely if they show repentance for the actions and have faced no justice for it.

@_Tommy_Pickles @HITCSevens How long do we as a society punish people?

@WhoScored XG overperformance from Freekicks

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@adnaaan433 Can you do Isak last season?

Hugo Ekitike Off the Ball Workrate

@The_Third_Kit he got a bumper contract making him our highest paid player with a signing fee and being released on a free means he will get a bigger signing on fee at the next club. Let's not pretend he hasn't done incredibly well financially.

Ramy deserves his credit too. Most agents nowadays would’ve tried to manipulate Mo to move on at some point to get themselves a big pay day. He helped keep Mo where he was loved, adored and idolised ❤️

@malliber @lfcmike__ Because he was passing out from shock.

@lfcmike__ But why was he stretchered off? I. Understand the hand injury but not the need for a stretcher. Most odd injury I've seen.

Are the club open to a lawsuit there over that injury? What the fucks he hit his hand on?

If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on social media. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥

If I was a kid and a penguin chose my pebble….I would feel like I had achieved everything possible on the earth.

The final trailer for the final season. Have a watch. Have a weep. Then strap the fuck in, because we're only a month away.

Provided one of the best TV moments of all time.

@northolt3103 I thought Bonk was in prison?