Mike Poole

@panks_79 @westhamfan86 Watch them play like peak Van Basten AC Milan when Spurs rock up

@westhamfan86 Mate, we always lose to them.

This Chelsea side ain’t beating spurs

@vurnt22 @LivingColour @MickJagger One of the few albums ever made that has zero fat. Absolute class from start to finish

Vivid came out on JB’s Birthday, 38 years ago, Today. Thanks to everyone who has lived with Vivid & @LivingColour all these years Corey. Will. Muzz. @MickJagger Ed Stasium & Paul Hamingson Jim Grant & Roger Cramer Mike Caplan & Dave Glew Margot Core Hilly Krystal BRC

@1990ecrosby @sid_lambert Anyone with Vic and Bob in their profile is solid in my eyes! Have a lovely weekend PS - I eat tons of humble pie every week. I find ice cream is the best with it

@mikejpoole @sid_lambert Yep, big scoop of humble pie for me pal 🫣

It’s 33 years since the City Ground said farewell to the Boss, after Brian Clough’s last home game as Forest gaffer. Reflecting on the end of his incredible football journey, the interviews afterwards are about as emotional as it gets… 💔

@1990ecrosby @sid_lambert Phew!!! Glad I saw your second post Elliot before piling on in full keyboard warrior mode on the first one! 🤣

@mikejpoole @sid_lambert I didn't watch the full clip 😂

@KatharineMerry 100% nailed on red card. No idea what they were looking at

Rarely (if ever) have I seen UE this animated .. and never seen this much of his teeth! He wasn’t happy. 🦁

@Permanentcuriou @DamianLow3 @DrDublin1 I’d definitely feel lifted by that

@DamianLow3 @DrDublin1 UK need to counter with a speech from the Lighthouse Family.

Kid Rock is now addressing The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz. You just can’t make this up.

@tehTrunk "Is that Dominic Calvert-Lewin or peak Gerd Muller?"

Leeds are absolutely shocking, thus naturally I am expecting them to rock up at Tottenham as if they were Bayern at fucking SC Paderborn.

@panks_79 “We didn’t panic” Maybe you should have, you clueless clowns

Fuck you Vinai, Lange, and Lewis pricks.

@SpursOfficial Very apt for a funeral

Back in black ⚫

@wise0w1 @LairySockPuppet I like this

@LairySockPuppet This is the exact team I would pick too.

Slate me all you want, I give zero fucks.

💯

@dannykellywords @terrychristian @Theleaguemag You are doing you and Terry a disservice there Those of us who know, know

@terrychristian @Theleaguemag Same with Tubby n Blackie too. Imagine getting to Heaven's Gate Tel. St Peter: "well, Terry?" You: "bit of telly, radio.." "We'll let you know." St P: "Danny?" Me: "much the same" St P: "Let you know..." St P: "Barrie?" Mr T: "Roy Of The Rovers." St P: "Welcome to Heaven..."

RIP Barrie Tomlinson, comic book legend, the keeper of the Roy Of The Rovers flame. Recently, I got to "know" him on here. Lovely. Before I discovered music, football comics were my window on the world: which I guess makes Barrie some sort of spirit-guide. He'd laugh at that.

@kvlmason Restart the season

Oh great I feel so much better about this now

@TFTimeMachine Best RotR cover ever. Remember being a kid and getting it through the letterbox - different class

As a tribute to Barrie we've reissued the episode of The Melchester Odyssey where Roy Race got shot in the hair. Here's the source material...

Some truly saddening news. Barrie had a huge influence on our childhoods and, through our Melchester Odyssey series, a huge influence on our adult childhoods too. Bye pal.

@SJASheridan @robertmdaws @BarrieEditor1 A huge part of my childhood and my love of the beautiful game. Thank you Barrie. Condolences to all the Tomlinson family

Extremely sad to hear that Barrie Tomlinson, one-time editor of #RoyOfTheRovers and #Tiger has died. He was a titan in the world of British adventure comics. He'd recently been helping me with my new project + he signed this art for me. God bless you, Barrie. @BarrieEditor1

⚪️ Homelessness charity ambassador ⚪️ Founder of children’s foundation ⚪️ Mentor for Spurs' academy players ⚪️ Multilingual 🤍 Kevin Danso is a fantastic footballer but he is so much more Free to read on @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72151…

@AggieFootball @KayceSmith Amen to the Kyle Field statement - it's colossal

Rapid Fire Questions w/ @KayceSmith

@kvlmason @VFTLpodcast @JamesTMaw @jaydmharris @JackPittBrooke "And the Oscar goes to...." Thanks for making us believe Kate. If we all believe together, it will help

New ep @VFTLpodcast pod.fo/e/402405 with @JamesTMaw @jaydmharris @JackPittBrooke where everything is fine x

Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. 16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. 21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. 22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday. 27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.