Mike Kim

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Mike Kim

Mike Kim

@mikekimcomedy

Stand-up comic. IG: mikekimcomedy

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Mike Kim
Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
There’s only 25 of you following me on Twitter so I’ll say this... In 5-10 years I’ll have a huge following on the internet and make a living doing what I love. Currently I make no money doing this. But I’m in it for life. It WILL happen. Thank you for the support.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
I showed my immigrant Korean mom a video of me performing at the Laugh Factory. She said, “I don’t understand what’s going on, but I’m proud of you.” That’s all I needed. Growing up, my expectations and language barriers caused frustration. Now I’m grateful for her presence.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
@CheDurena I respect that 😂 a man knows what he wants 👏
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Meta’s Threads account numbers look like prisoner ID numbers. You’re all prisoners to the Matrix. … follow me at ######
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Standup comedy is the best way to get a hug without asking for a hug. Perfect for people with intimacy & communication issues.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
@mishtuan I’ll be watching One Piece with headphones
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☆ michelle tuan ☆
☆ michelle tuan ☆@michelletuanz·
Hi wanna come over and not like actually hang but just sit in the same room doing our own solo activities?
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
When I started comedy 4 years ago it was for selfish reasons… so I wouldn’t off myself due to the misery of life. Today I continue forward for those that have sacrificed to allow me the privilege of chasing my dreams. The best way to honor my immigrant elders… Is to FIGHT.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Happy 2023. Remember, there’s no point in comparing & wishing you were someone else. What I’ve learned is everyone is just as fucked up, if not, more fucked up in the head than you are. You can’t see a person’s thoughts. Only their physical possessions.
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Virginia Duan | 段怡宣 (she/her)@TheMandarinMama·
Um. Why. The fuck. Is someone outside blasting a dance version of Listen to Your Heart before 8am ON A FUCKING SUNDAY MORNING.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Gameplay for The last of us 2 was better than God of war Ragnarok. Saying this might be the most cancelable offense I’ve committed in the eyes of people.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
I had a dream somebody gave me magic mushrooms, without me knowing & telling me AFTER I ate them. I spent the whole time forcing my fingers down my throat trying to throw it up. I woke up almost vomiting on my bed lmaooooo. Fuck.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
It’s gonna be a good day if I start it with these two things. 1. Morning wood 2. Morning poo If I have them at the same time, even better.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
The amount of people calling me “the wok” on the internet is astounding. Might be time to make merch…
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Boba baptisms > holy water
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Sometimes you have to break up with the imagined thought of something… Instead of the reality of it.
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Mike Kim@mikekimcomedy·
Michael Kim & Mike Kim is an extremely common name. I just realized… am I ruining another young Michael Kim’s dreams to pursue comedy because we have the same name? But also, they better change their name because they’ll become my enemy HAHA.
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