Mike Kim

There’s only 25 of you following me on Twitter so I’ll say this... In 5-10 years I’ll have a huge following on the internet and make a living doing what I love. Currently I make no money doing this. But I’m in it for life. It WILL happen. Thank you for the support.

I showed my immigrant Korean mom a video of me performing at the Laugh Factory. She said, “I don’t understand what’s going on, but I’m proud of you.” That’s all I needed. Growing up, my expectations and language barriers caused frustration. Now I’m grateful for her presence.

@CheDurena I respect that 😂 a man knows what he wants 👏

Getting to the finish line 🏁@mikekimcomedy

Meta’s Threads account numbers look like prisoner ID numbers. You’re all prisoners to the Matrix. … follow me at ######

@thetzechun 💪

Day 2. #wga #wgastrike #wgastrong

Standup comedy is the best way to get a hug without asking for a hug. Perfect for people with intimacy & communication issues.

@mishtuan I’ll be watching One Piece with headphones

Hi wanna come over and not like actually hang but just sit in the same room doing our own solo activities?

When I started comedy 4 years ago it was for selfish reasons… so I wouldn’t off myself due to the misery of life. Today I continue forward for those that have sacrificed to allow me the privilege of chasing my dreams. The best way to honor my immigrant elders… Is to FIGHT.

Happy 2023. Remember, there’s no point in comparing & wishing you were someone else. What I’ve learned is everyone is just as fucked up, if not, more fucked up in the head than you are. You can’t see a person’s thoughts. Only their physical possessions.

@TheMandarinMama Yes too early holyyy

@mikekimcomedy I don’t object to the song - but like on blast at 8am? Lolol

Um. Why. The fuck. Is someone outside blasting a dance version of Listen to Your Heart before 8am ON A FUCKING SUNDAY MORNING.

Gameplay for The last of us 2 was better than God of war Ragnarok. Saying this might be the most cancelable offense I’ve committed in the eyes of people.

I had a dream somebody gave me magic mushrooms, without me knowing & telling me AFTER I ate them. I spent the whole time forcing my fingers down my throat trying to throw it up. I woke up almost vomiting on my bed lmaooooo. Fuck.

It’s gonna be a good day if I start it with these two things. 1. Morning wood 2. Morning poo If I have them at the same time, even better.

@CroCop999 Dass right

@mikekimcomedy This is your wok of life

The amount of people calling me “the wok” on the internet is astounding. Might be time to make merch…

Boba baptisms > holy water

@TheMandarinMama Omggggg ❤️🤣

@mikekimcomedy i really want to make a thot joke but i can't imagine any. hence my reality is thotless.

Sometimes you have to break up with the imagined thought of something… Instead of the reality of it.

@TheMandarinMama DEAAAAF

@mikekimcomedy To the d3a+h!

Michael Kim & Mike Kim is an extremely common name. I just realized… am I ruining another young Michael Kim’s dreams to pursue comedy because we have the same name? But also, they better change their name because they’ll become my enemy HAHA.